Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die HKIPGTD

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Main topics this week include the Iowa Caucus and subsequent debate ( #RatMode #BuyingGuide #LatestHoverboards #Swegway #SaturdayMorningVibes) and Canada perpetuating significant colonial violence in support of fossil capital. We love it! Relevant links shared on the Twitter but please follow @ricochet_en for updates on this one.



Hosted by Sara, Matt (who edited), and Val.



Music used:

The Taxpayers - Evil Men

chelmico - Easy Breezy







Editing note: Matt showed up late, Sara had to dip out early, they weren't just being weirdly quiet as that would be very unusual for both of us.

This week, Zoey hosts a fun round of The Price is Wrong with Val and Sara. Come along with us as we learn all about the hidden world of historical(?) fiction on Am*zon! Our hosts also discuss Jeff Bezos, impeach time, people who do and don't like Bernie Sanders, and Pete B's own "please clap" moment.



Hosted by Zoey, Sara, and Val who edited also



Music used:

Evil Men - The Taxpayers

Jeb Bush "Please Clap" Ringtone - spkheller



 

Live from a toilet at the bottom of a well! It's alex leafcrunch! Val is also here but they sound normal. Imagine they're sitting on the sill of the well and keeping her company so she doesn't feel so alone down there. It's just like that one episode of the Simpsons. The dynamic two-o give you the lowdown on your soon-to-be-favourite sovereign songwriter city-state, your already-favourite presidential paper purveyor Parnas, your anti-favourite car clasping clam contraption, and more. We also solve Game of Thrones (the answer is Dinero Targaryen). Just goes to show, there's lots of time for solving life's little mysteries when you're at the bottom of a well, inside of a toilet.



Hosted by val and alex and edited by the latter!



Music used:

The Taxpayers - Evil Men

Tay Zonday - Mama Economy

David Guetta ft. Akon - Sexy Chick (Radio Edit)



 

Rejoice, listeners, your long national nightmare is over! Henry Kissinger is Pokemon GOing to Die returns to the fray after taking a month to rest off the burnout. We return with a slightly tweaked format, but don't worry, someone says "Peepee Poopoo Johnson" at some point and Sara talks about Nancy Pelosi doing orange justice so not that much has changed. In addition, Roy ponders what Bitch McTurtle is up to, Matt Gamecube  considers the dearth of actual left-wing media, and Sam saunters back into the podcast for a little round of the ol' Movieball!



Music used:

The Taxpayers - Evil Men

Rush - Closer to the Heart



Hosts are Matt (Gamecube), Roy, Sam, and Sara (who also edited!)

Happy New Year, gamers! Roy, Zoey, Sara, Caroline, Matt, Alex, Matt, alex, and Val give their predictions for the year 2020, and recount their lightbringers of 2019. Is this the year that Mr.H.K. is P.G.T.D.? This and other questions are answered from our very own prognosticators. Reflect on the past year and look forward to our future together with (some of) the hosts of HKIPGTD!



Featuring: Roy, Zoey, Sara, Caroline, Matt, Alex, Matt, alex, and Val



Edited by Val