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Well, it actually happened. President Wario has been forced to retire, both from the presidency and from posting. In honor of our least favorite game show host/pile of rancid old yogurt in a suit, we've compiled a list of 64 of his most iconic, bewildering, "jesus christ this guy was really the president, huh" moments and created a bracket. What will be the defining moment of the Trump era? When the dust settles, what will be Donald Trump's ultimate legacy? Let's find out together!

Featuring: Sara, Sam, Val, John, elizabeth leafcrunch, and Roy.

Edited by Sam.

Intro: Wario Land 3 - Title
Outro: Wario Land 3 - Credits

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We did it! We successfully posted our way through 2020. Thank you for sticking through it with us. On this episode, Sara, Alex Leafcrunch, and John talk about holding the defense budget hostage for $2,000 ransom, Pretendians, Daddy Doug Ford, #carp, and 2020 in general! Sorry!

Featuring: Sara, alex leafcrunch, and John.

Edited by John.

Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men
Outro: Daft Punk - Doin' it Right Synth Cover & Daft Punk - doin it right [HHHgreg remix]

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Well, the election happened I guess! Matt, Sara and Val talk about that for a bit before John heard us talking about Indigenous issues without him and joined us for an update on the Mi'kmaq lobster fisheries. Also Canada's stupidest culture war is back with a vengeance!

Featuring: Matt, Sara, Val and special guest John.

Edited by Matt.

Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men
Outro: Gabe Gundacker - Wii Volleyball

"Oops! (Almost) All Lightbringers!" This week, Val and alex talk about politics and news, for a little while. Topics include the American vice presidential debates, and the funny American president having the virus. Then, for the majority of the episode, they talk about things that have been making them feel happy.

Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men
Outro: Over The Garden Wall - Adelaide Parade

Bit of a bummer one this week, folks! Val and Sara are here to talk a lot about RBG's tragic death at the hooves (and horns) of a rampaging bull and the politicking that has followed the opening up of her seat on the supreme court. We also take a bit of time to discuss the literal actual genocide happening at the hands of ICE and settlers trying to brute force Mi'kmaq fishers out of their extremely legal fishing grounds. But on the bright side: the GarfieldEats guy is making a Quibi about GarfieldEats! And also, they want to sell Quibi (real).

If you'd like to help out the Mi'kmaq Treaty Fishery, please head here!

Hosted by Sara (who also edited!) and Val.

Music Used:
The Taxpayers - Evil Men
Tracy Chapman - Fast Car

Matt and Sara discuss the very truthful subjects of windmilling a pissballoon off your dick to own cops, salon entrapment, Pig Poop Balls, the Biden campaign shrinking into a corncob, and Joe Kennedy III making car crash history, which his family loves to do. They also discuss more serious topics like what's happening in Rochester NY right now, but let's be honest, we had you at "windmilling a pissballoon."

Edited by Val, who also thinks Joe Kennedy III sucks.

Intro Music is Evil Men by the Taxpayers
Outro Music is a bit cursed but based of a Weezer song, censored by Val