Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die HKIPGTD

Live from a toilet at the bottom of a well! It's alex leafcrunch! Val is also here but they sound normal. Imagine they're sitting on the sill of the well and keeping her company so she doesn't feel so alone down there. It's just like that one episode of the Simpsons. The dynamic two-o give you the lowdown on your soon-to-be-favourite sovereign songwriter city-state, your already-favourite presidential paper purveyor Parnas, your anti-favourite car clasping clam contraption, and more. We also solve Game of Thrones (the answer is Dinero Targaryen). Just goes to show, there's lots of time for solving life's little mysteries when you're at the bottom of a well, inside of a toilet.



Hosted by val and alex and edited by the latter!



Music used:

The Taxpayers - Evil Men

Tay Zonday - Mama Economy

David Guetta ft. Akon - Sexy Chick (Radio Edit)



 

Rejoice, listeners, your long national nightmare is over! Henry Kissinger is Pokemon GOing to Die returns to the fray after taking a month to rest off the burnout. We return with a slightly tweaked format, but don't worry, someone says "Peepee Poopoo Johnson" at some point and Sara talks about Nancy Pelosi doing orange justice so not that much has changed. In addition, Roy ponders what Bitch McTurtle is up to, Matt Gamecube  considers the dearth of actual left-wing media, and Sam saunters back into the podcast for a little round of the ol' Movieball!



Music used:

The Taxpayers - Evil Men

Rush - Closer to the Heart



Hosts are Matt (Gamecube), Roy, Sam, and Sara (who also edited!)

Happy New Year, gamers! Roy, Zoey, Sara, Caroline, Matt, Alex, Matt, alex, and Val give their predictions for the year 2020, and recount their lightbringers of 2019. Is this the year that Mr.H.K. is P.G.T.D.? This and other questions are answered from our very own prognosticators. Reflect on the past year and look forward to our future together with (some of) the hosts of HKIPGTD!



Featuring: Roy, Zoey, Sara, Caroline, Matt, Alex, Matt, alex, and Val



Edited by Val

?!? Val and the Matts of Gamecube and Scotland discuss Elon's cybertruck, the CN strike, the British leader debates, and the therapeutic effect of eating one (1) ice cream. If only Joe Biden would listen to their advice! It's not too late to just eat an ice cream instead, Joe.



Also an announcement: HKIPGTD is going on break for the month of December! Due to the complications of scheduling in the holiday season and some host burnout, we decided it would be best to take a break from regular episodes for the month and then start fresh for the new year. Some bonus content may still make it down the pipes, and will be in your feed if it does! Semper funny!





Music used:

Evil Men - The Taxpayers

OCDJ - Guess What!



Hosts are Matt and Matt and Val, who also edited

Matt and Sara take you on a gaming adventure before going way over their heads trying to talk about Bolivia. Also, we weigh the idea of respecting the troops during hockey and also at Panera Bread.



Featuring: Sara and Matt, who also edited.



Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

Depeche Mode – Personal Jesus [Dogshit Big Structural Bailey Edit By Matt]



 

This week we've got kind of a Zoey and Roy one! The Royal Canadian Legion invites us all to have a solemn gaming moment and Zoey does some Amazon shopping for some good products. Fallon also stops by to talk about everyone's least favourite voice actor.



And remember, Morrissey is Pond Scum!



Featuring: Zoey and Roy

Edited by Matt



Music used:

The Taxpayers – Evil Men

Foo Fighters – Miracle

JPEGMAFIA – I Cannot F*****g Wait Until Morrissey Dies