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Today we’ll be reviewing Kids in the Hall Episode 7 of Season 5 which aired on December 28, 1994. So let’s kick off with our sketch rundown….We’ve got:
A trio of short sketches where a dirtbag drunk offers to chat you through your night, hangover at 555-SLUT Chicken Lady goes to the mall and does disturbing things with the mechanical horse - daily Old People - a Bruce monologue about his disdain for old people, including their voracious sexuality and scalps that are dry and flakey like a rice cake Gotcha - Office worker Kevin stews on one of Mark’s prank, resuling in fantasies about a gunshot to the chest. Fitness instructors - Step class teachers Mark and Bruce get increasingly personal after stealing each other’s playlists Dinner party - Where a Vincent Price-eque Scott emerges as the coked out boyfriend of our sweet academic boy, Kevvy

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Today we’ll be reviewing Kids in the Hall Episode 7 of Season 5 which aired on December 21, 1994. So let’s kick off with our sketch rundown….We’ve got:
Slo-Mo Ex-Girlfriend Relocation Program Heart of Gold Looking for Love Sexist Boss Want a Date? Duck Blind Le Poupee

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Host: So we’ll be reviewing Episode 6 of Season 5 which aired in 1994. So let’s kick off with our sketch rundown….We’ve got:
Cruisin for a Brusin 1 • Scott is in a bar and wants to start a fight with Dave 1972 Weston Esterhazy, Virgil talk about Burt Reynolds' dick in the recent issue of cosmo with a popular jock played Bruce. Mad With Power Joel (played by Kevin) goes mad with his moderate amount of power. Sick About Crime • Dave is a cop who's been around but still gets sick about crime, including expired parking metres. Laundromat Business Opportunities • Bruce and Mark talk about business opportunities at the laundromat -IE leasing dirty laundry. Cruisin for a Brusin 2 • Scott asked Kevin what’s up his craw, Kev says if he knew what a craw was, he'd tell you what was up it. Bath Party and Crawl • It is 1997. A war has decimated the planet. Is Kevin, smoking pot in a bathtub, humanity’s next great artist? Cruisin for a Brusin 3 • Scott still wonders what's wrong, why can't he get in a fight? Mark tries to get in a fight with him, but Shoveling Coal • Previn and Gregolt (Bruce and Mark) shovel coal in the darkness. In the silence. In the sadness. But Bruce can work in darkness no longer.

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Today we’ll be reviewing Episode 2 of Season 5 which aired on October 12, 1994. So let’s kick off with our sketch rundown….We’ve got:
Cops - The “did you kill that guy” series continues! It is somehow lazier than in the last episode! In the end they find out the guy they were interrogating didn’t do it. The end. Please, Please, Please Roll My Wife Over – An old man (mark) begs Kevin to come in and roll his wife over. Special Sauce - A fast food restaurant has run out of sauce and awaits word from the Chosen One. Chance Meeting - Bruce makes fun of his creative process. Documentary - A man returns to his old office asking to recreate the moment he was fired. Grizzly - Man encounters a "bear" while hunting for "chicks."

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Today we’ll be reviewing Episode 4 of Season 5 which aired on December 7th, 1994. So let’s kick off with our sketch rundown….We’ve got:
God is dead: The Kids take us on a short philosophical journey and prove that not only did God exist, but he had tiny hands and feet, and was really light too! New Boots: where workers are exploited for a steel-toe boot racket Hookers are back! And one of them did a porn and got to keep the donkey Time flies: a domestic argument spirals into a breakup, baby, and world tour and reunion within minutes The Hookers with Prices: Rudy figures charging $200 for a handjob is the secret to Julia-Roberts-style success Montreal: Buddy Cole’s ode to Quebec’s capital - and I’m not gonna go there We’ve got the Hookers again in ‘ Johns with No Money’: turns out some poor customers try to pay with clocks and magic beans Dessert: the curse-ed sketch about fucken dipping areas

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Today we’ll be reviewing Episode 3 of Season 5 which aired on October 19, 1994. So let’s kick off with our sketch rundown….We’ve got:
Drumming Up Business: Where the hookers fail to get clients because they don’t have the Money Momentum skills to pay the bills How To: 1950’s Gay Stereotype Buddy Cole gets a slave, and needs an instructional video on how to clean and care for him Just One Guy: Mark tells Dave about a guy he met that doesn’t like him, and Mark is the guy. Rap Music: The hookers are feminists when it comes to rap music. Poreef : The Money Momentum guys are back and showing us how it’s done! Selling cat food to old ladies by the 20lb box. Jughead: Scott and Bruce discuss body mods. The Hit: Scott tries to buy a hit from a very literal Dave, who then struggles to kill himself.