115 episodes

Hosted by brothers Chris & Matt D’Elia, Lifeline is an advice show for problems of all shapes and sizes— from the petty to the painful. Whether it be about sex, family, money, the meaning of life, or anything else you have questions about— Chris & Matt got you covered.

Lifeline Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 105 Ratings

Hosted by brothers Chris & Matt D’Elia, Lifeline is an advice show for problems of all shapes and sizes— from the petty to the painful. Whether it be about sex, family, money, the meaning of life, or anything else you have questions about— Chris & Matt got you covered.

    Our Mommy & Napoleon

    Our Mommy & Napoleon

    Come see the full taping of our first LIVE show over on ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY: available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
    🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
    ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
    Today, we discuss nasopharyngeal hygiene, personality morphing, loud movie snacks, tasting your... um..., being a stick in the mud, being a multi-hyphenate, the Counting Crows and Matt's favorite submission ever?
    🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
    🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
    🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
    💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
    📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
    More LIFELINE:
    Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
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    • 1 hr 6 min
    Deep in the Uh-Oh

    Deep in the Uh-Oh

    Come see the full taping of our first LIVE show over on ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY: available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
    🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
    ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
    Today, we discuss career decisions, how to deal with a whistling coworker, how to handle a rendezvous with an ex somewhere you'll both be, a specific question about crossing the street, talking about career decisions, and thoughts on the afterlife.
    🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
    🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
    🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
    💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
    📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
    More LIFELINE:
    Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
    Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 1 hr 3 min
    Locked In w/ Davis Clarke

    Locked In w/ Davis Clarke

    Tiege Hanley: Get your first box 30% off (+ FREE gift), and 20% off for life, at tiege.com/lifeline
    ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
    🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
    ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
    Today, we welcome our new friend and motivating force, Davis Clarke! After we talk about getting after it, we have some advice for a 24-year-old virgin, how to talk to women, if you should make babies on your wedding night, wiping standing up, and the order in which to eat cakes from a plastic container. 
    🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
    🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
    🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
    💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
    📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
    More LIFELINE:
    Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
    Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 1 hr 4 min
    Rubbing Entrances

    Rubbing Entrances

    ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
    🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
    ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
    Today, we're talking about Johnny Cash & young Liam Neeson, if Sinbad was ever a genie, the proper way to order names, dealing with young brothers who fight, if hamsters are rats, and how to get along with old people.
    🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
    🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
    🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
    💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
    📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
    More LIFELINE:
    Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
    Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 1 hr 3 min
    Spring Into Action

    Spring Into Action

    ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
    May 14th! Come to our live show at Irvine Improv! TICKETS
    🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
    ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
    Today, we're talking about the boys' favorite qualities about each other, dealing with people who routinely take your ideas, how to form habits, the balance of taking prescription drugs, how to not be easily annoyed, and, of course, some good spin moves.
    🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
    🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
    🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
    💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
    📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
    More LIFELINE:
    Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
    Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 1 hr 3 min
    Mr. Ketchup

    Mr. Ketchup

    ✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5.
    May 14th! Come to our live show at Irvine Improv! TICKETS
    🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
    ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
    Today, let's enjoy Matt's haircut. We discuss the importance of sharing humor in a relationship, the stingiest story you've ever heard, if laughing on the inside is ok, and we have a particular drive-thru dilemma.
    🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
    🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
    🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
    💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
    📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
    More LIFELINE:
    Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
    Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 1 hr 6 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
105 Ratings

105 Ratings

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The best podcast.

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Make podcasts great again

Please do something more permanent with Callen.
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