Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns aka Fat Carrie Bradshaw didn’t ask to be born as middle children, who would? Born into a life of being desperate for attention, the dynamic duo known mostly for developing a sense of humor as a defense mechanism brings you a show about their favorite thing, themselves. Talking through their endless embarrassing stories, the many famous middle children of the world, and interviewing guests from the oldest of the family, the youngest of the family and everything in between Middle Children is a show for all and there’s only one condition; Jessie and Chris are the stars.
Between Passing Out In Snow Banks & Christmas Cottages
It’s been a rocky week!! We get into it, Jessie’s still dating, Chris has been feeling anxious. Our first segment is embarrassing stories, Jessie goes first with an art show edible fiasco, Chris got too high and we have a submission! We do a round of I Love That For You which hasn’t been done in a few episodes!! The Hallmark movie this week: Burning A Christmas Love Story, an Alaskan adventure!! We end with praise from a mom!! Love ya!
Between Running Late and Matching Velvet Gowns
We’re recording early in the day on this one! We catch up after Jessie woke up late and then get into embarrassing stories. Chris goes to a party and trips, Jessie goes to the same party and has issues with a communal table! We love our girl Hannah Berner! Then the Hallmark pitch: Blizzard Of Love, the sweetest yet! We end with a praise, Jenna you are a true middle!! This was a fun one, love ya!
Between Food Poisoning and Cupid's Retirement
Chris bought a Christmas tree! We talk about how our weeks have been, Chris might build a master bathroom, super smart kids, RHSLC, and then get into our first segment. Embarrassing Stories kicks off with a submission, thanks for all of them everyone! The Hallmark is so good this week, Love In The Globe. We end with some serious praise, we love you Manny! Live everyday like you’re the oldest people!
Between Election Anxiety & Drug Filled Stuffed Animals
Happy holiday, we’re back and this drops on a holiday. We’re stressed about the election, and life in general. Chris is in love with a Steve, he’s a mathematician. Chris’s tweet went viral, and we get the scoop on Jessie’s love life. We do embarrassing stories differently this week, taking a submission!! Thanks Middleton Anne! The Hallmark is another big hit: Bad Liar, absolutely hilarious. Chris does the praise in a Midwestern accent. We love you!
Between Hogging Bathrooms and Flying Pigs
Coming in hot after an AMAZING live show, we are feeling so good!! We recap the show a bit, Chris went all out with his costume, and we love candles. Our first segment this week is embarrassing stories: Jessie’s homecoming bathroom fiasco, Chris’s Kale Explosion. We want your segment ideas so send them in please! The Hallmark movie this week: Les Pibalagwe, a marketing dream come true! We take it home with some praise, we friction love our fans!! Xoxoxo
Between Fighting Understudies & Olive Vineyards
It’s live show week, get your tickets or miss the best show ever!! 10/28/20 7:30pm!!! We are so ready. Jessie kicks it off by sharing a story about her BF cooking for her, we get the whole scene, and her make out stories, WAHOO!! Chris doesn’t have that much going on… or does he!? He’s really loving Jennifer Hudson. We are super chatty so the first segment is the Hallmark pitch: Dr. Grape. We end with a big praise, we’re looking for our 6’2 6’3 also baybeee!
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Love your guys podcast and I am a Patreon member. You mentioned today about asking for some feed back. I personally do not love the Halmark movies ever week😬 but I could listen to you two talk about anything else all day. You are still 5 starts to me tho!
I Love This...For Me
Jessie and Chris I really love this podcast for me, for you, quite frankly for all! I had to sign up for the Patreon because, simply, I cannot get enough of you! What a treat! Jessie, I hear you and I see you and I can spell your name. JESS I E. love you guys!
I LOVE THIS PODCAST
Thank you Jesse and Chris for making this podcast, you guys have kept me company over the past couple of months. I often listen to you when I’m out walking my dog and I’m sure people think I’m crazy as I am smiling and laughing walking down the street. You both are perfect together; I love it when you are telling your hallmark movie and you both crack up laughing and what the other has said, it always makes me laugh.
Love you guys (also, love you both on Taylor’s show) ❤️😊. Jenny