Buckle Up for some bull s**t. Hello and welcome to the gayest hour of your week! We see you, sitting there wondering why two flawless narcissists think they should be talking into a microphone at you every week? First of all, thank you! And we are SO glad you asked! We met our Junior year of High School and have been sistas ever since. The only thing we care about more than ourselves is each other and BEYONCÉ. Every week hear us talk about a lot of wild s**t we know nothing about all in a haze of smoke, drink, mirrors and glitter! Yes we're doing ok why does everyone keep asking that?! Can't reiterate enough that we really have no idea what we're talking about so occasionally we'll convince someone who does to have a kiki. Every episode also features our producer Leif. He's white and straight so don't worry about him! You should take us extremely seriously and do everything in your power to make us SCARY famous. Oh and if you don't like us we'll die. K? You're welcome!
EPISODE 164: Summer Jamz Pt.6
Will is Black Parading Black-owned businesses and Court is yelling at Tina to delete her Instagram posts! Who’s trying to colonize these Gift Bags?! It’s barely still summer but we’re STILL talking Summer Jamz! We start back up in 2016... before the epic VMAs and before the world ended (election night). We reminisce on Chico’s ICONIC Star Wars collab and look forward to Courtney starring in the new movie “Bring it On: Sucks to be a Teen!” Plus! A Post Malone analysis! Sia! Desiigner! Drake! Kendrick! Normani! Rihanna! Rihanna! Rihanna! Call the Maginnis Book Of World Records it’s the longest Episode in Herstory! So LISTEN TO IT! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and could you be Whiter than a Yankee Candle?!
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EPISODE 163: Summer Jamz Pt.5
Wil doesn’t see his notes applied and Court is Slosha Fierce! That’s right we’re not looking forward to these last two episodes! From the Summer Jam version of `Baby it’s Cold Outside’ to so much Kidz Bop content this is a ROUGH time! We give Miley some things, cover the Macklemore time and we ask Nelly... WHY?! Plus! Daft Punk! Sam Smith! John Legend! Calvin Harris! Rachel BEEN Platten! Cups for the kids even though they can’t feel their FACE?! Iggy is WHITE?!! Cue the patented... White people suck! White people suck! Go ahead and BOOGIE WOOGIE THEN LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and join us next week for a much needed cultural shift!!
EPISODE 162: Summer Jamz Pt.4
Wil is going back to the south and Court spent $30k on vocal lessons! That’s right y’all we’re back this week talking Summer Jamz! Pull out your Durag calendar because we’re starting back up in 2010! We cover the little known LA/NYC rivalry, shade the Midwest, Utah and all of Europe and reveal who our favorite Flat Earther is!! We don’t have KIDS and we hate to BOP! Plus! Christian Katherine Perry! Adele! LMFAO! Nicki! Rihanna! fun! Flo Rida! Janelle Monáe! Carly Rae! So much singing this episode! Was this the change Obama was talking about?! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and the Ice Cream Truck returns with the song of the summer every summer!
EPISODE 161: Summer Jamz Pt.3
Yup yup yup!! Wil is the H&M bop and Court is a New Yorka! Get us outta here! It’s Summer Jamz part THREE! We start off with some listener reccs then pick back up in 2007! Get ready for more nostalgia because we try to get “Rubberband Man” in the Songwriters Hall of Fame! We also give Mr. Worldwide his roses and call our salon because it’s time for THE RIHANNA BOB!! We REALLY like Rihanna BUT
who can’t we can’t stand?! I mean.... Why the Plain Tees gotta be WHITE?! Plus! T-Pain! Avril Lavigne and the Maroon 5’s! Christian Katy Perry! Sound the Gaydar it’s Lil Wayne! Jesse McCartney is Kids Bop READY! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and tune in next week for the 2010’s where we just become cranky old B*TCHES!!!
EPISODE 160: Summer Jamz Pt.2
Wil is watching GARBAGE with the queen and Court is fake pregnant! It’s Summer Jamz PART TWO! Taking you all the way back to when Summers were Summer-ing! We kick it off in the year 2004 so hope you have the computer tower technology to download these songs because... we got fingered to all of these! A Hollaback Girl breakdown & the song that truly made an entire generation of gays lose their mind. PLUS! How to not PHUNK with our spirit! Greys Anatomy! Juvenile! Hooba! Stank! Mariah! Rihanna! Rihanna! Rihanna! Put dipping it low on your To Do list, leave your panties on the cafeteria floor and LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and this ones for the Willenials!
EPISODE 159: Summer Jamz Pt.1
Wil is at the 2000 Source Awards considering Nelly while Court popped a titty out and it hit the ground!! That’s right y’all were talking SUMMER JAMZ!!! This Ep is fulfilling... but also we’re old! We cover the top Summer songs from 2000 to today! What songs did we dry hump in a basement to and what were the most important homosexual defining moments in our life?! Hey now... don’t be racist Smash Mouth! We talk ALL our early 00’s faves PLUS Creed and Matchbox 20! If it’s not in Spider-Man we don’t want it! Quick question... is Eve a bigger girl?! We’re no longer looking for this photograph thank you very much! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and grab your Capri pants because O-Town is at Dominos!!