Needless to Say..‪.‬ NTS Podcast

This is a handy dandy episode -- hand over fist, one of their best. In just a few hours, the gents cover hand size, manual stimulation, more hand stuff, and then some stuff about hands and jobs. Oh sure, they also mention bison, Pamplona, teacher beatings, and tire swings. But yeah, it’s mostly hand stuff.

Every now and then the guys of NTS do something completely different. Well, this wasn’t one of those weeks. But the guys DO cover some new ground. Brad’s kid is flipping off teachers. Craig’s pre-party condoms are now on store shelves. Matt revels in playoff basketball. And Dave doesn’t know how to play ”Two Truths and a Lie.”

Remember that time when NTS listeners said, ”HEY! You guys should make an episode that covers little people and conjoined twin marriages?” Well, folks, your long wait is over. There are no other words needed to describe this one.

This week, the guys recorded a day later than usual, but that was so Brad and Craig could share their adventures from a trip to Boston to see comedian Chad Daniels. Also, Dave realized he never wants a dog, and Matt realized he’s pretty good at having the sex talk with his stepson.

It’s Episode 333, which means Needless to Say is halfway to hell. And after the first 20 or so minutes of this episode, you’ll see why. The guys have always been equal-opportunity offenders, but this might take the prize. Then, just to calm the waters, they decide to let artificial intelligence choose some skull topics, and let appropriating intelligence choose a few more.

After an unplanned week off, the guys reconvened to catch up on the biggest headline of the week, Craig’s onstage standup debut. Yeah, they covered a few other topics, like Matt smoking tires, Brad smoking plants, and Dave smoking his plumbing. But Craig never let them veer too far from his amazingly bright spotlight.