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The Corniest Guy you'll find. With Substance...and puns.
Come "Off N Beat" W/ Clint Nelson.
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    #176 - "Devils Been Cracking My Egg"

    #176 - "Devils Been Cracking My Egg"

    Disclaimer: A few Audio mishaps in the beginning. Still getting back in the sex swing of things. so excuse the mishaps. But its great to be back after a 2 1/2 month hiatus. Enjoy Todays Episode!
    Welcome back to Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson. Decided to get out of the bed and change the set up. I like the new "Studio".
    In Episode 176, Clint Rambles about: Podcast Starts at (0:13) his Brief Hiatus, all the sudden caring about money, Deviled Eggs, do our farts come from the devil?, if his son joined a cult ran away with a girl and dyed his hair blue, the idiocy of doing fire drills in school, been catching an "island vibe" recently with his hips, the "Banned 11" Cartoons, the avocado inflation issue in restaurants, All Subway Sandwiches taste the same, & child support brings the worst out of people cause of incentive.

    • 1 hr 1 min
    #175 - "I'd Do Anything to Make You Smile"

    #175 - "I'd Do Anything to Make You Smile"

    Come & Smile With Clint. Enjoy! (Recorded on Oct. 13, 2022)
    In Episode 175, Clint Rambles About: Opening:
    criticism with smiling, Devante Adams pushing the guy exposes the truth of judicial system, accepting the territory that comes with your job, women suing men over "Bad Dates", pussification of men today, being socially awkward isn't "cute" anymore, how awkward it would be if co workers listened to this podcast, avoiding repetitive introduction talk with new people, the need to "stand out" in conversation, RANT ALERT: the asshole who occupied two barbells to work the same body part with same weight on each one (Why it matters), Personal Trainers who scam people in desperation, Herschel Walker Campaign Commercials are mildly hilarious, & Lastly Clint Circles back to the A*****e at the Gym.

    • 1 hr 1 min
    #174 - "SAME DAMN MUSIC, EVERY DAMN DAY"

    #174 - "SAME DAMN MUSIC, EVERY DAMN DAY"

    We are back with another Hot Ep. Enjoy!
    In Episode 174, Clint Rambles about: (Recorded on Oct. 7, 2022)
    Radio playing same song every time you turn on your car, Theory Time: Spotify actually limits your music & Radio actually introduces New Music to us, it's okay to enjoy "Mainstream Music", less artists are being discovered than ever, no new rock bands, repetitiveness is necessary for music, music doesn't make us feel "Alive" anymore, do we know what actually makes us feel good?, what if your choices in life were made for you based off your algorithm?, the stress of being on "The Bachelor", living the visual of a Bachelor Lifestyle, I don't listen to new music, adapting to our partners to make things easier, every country song mentions "Neon Lights", & lastly: There's nothing new.

    • 1 hr 2 min
    #173 - "The Last Boy Scout Awkwardly Saying No"

    #173 - "The Last Boy Scout Awkwardly Saying No"

    We are back Better than Ever. Enjoy!
    In Episode 173, Clint Rambles About: (Recorded on Oct. 4. 2022)
    Having your pick of the litter, being impressively as awkward as Clint is, the awkwardness of the boy scouts selling popcorn in front of grocery store, Bruce Wayne looks like a boy scout, avoiding interaction with the boy scout to not tell him "No", The Power of the Pre- Workout Poop, Jordan Peterson being emotional with Piers Morgan, the saddest part of being told us Men don't matter to you, the benefit of the doubt for women compared to men in workplace situations, Ime Udoka has no chill...still, jordan peterson exposing his emotion exposes how people really view emotion on men, understanding female nature indirectly by a 2 parent household, gender dynamics do matter, & lastly Why Men are scared to be men more than ever.

    • 1 hr 1 min
    #172 - "The Juice Is Worth the Squeeze At a Nude Beach"

    #172 - "The Juice Is Worth the Squeeze At a Nude Beach"

    Welcome back juicy & nude. Enjoy. (Recorded on September 15, 2022)
    In Episode 172, Clint Rambles about:
    Something about a woman getting some juice..gets my juices going, the aspiring "Travel Girl", Nude Beaches Breakdown: wanting to go to a Nude Beach, Yes, Clint will look at your ass & titties at the beach, the type of people who go to a nude beach, fast food in america = nude beaches overseas, would you rather your child cuss or see nudity?, Trevor Bauer Situation Exposes: People overexaggerate what they want in the Bedroom, Water Park Nudity, Why does "Jane" get all these strong heroic men? (Wolverine, Thor, Tarzan), Natalie Holloway & Aruba was the biggest news story for a period of time, Tourist get babied in other countries, In America where there's beauty there's struggle, America creates "Escapism" to your reality, & More!.

    • 52 min
    #171 - "Adam Levine Proves Why You Don't Want the Blue Checkmark"

    #171 - "Adam Levine Proves Why You Don't Want the Blue Checkmark"

    Clint is Back Hot & Nude. Enjoy Todays Episode!
    (Episode Recorded on Sep. 24, 2022)
    In Episode 171, Clint Rambles about:
    Adam Levine & Ime Udoka getting Jammed Up, birthday causing reflection, Going Deep in the Rabbit Hole on Taylor Swift, The Appreciation of her Detailed Songwriting, John Mayer's songwriting of his internal back and forth, Taylor Swift makes you feel like your the one who did her wrong, the clarity of the "Side Piece", your "main piece" is homecooking. your "side piece" is Takeout., Will Smith should date Nia Long to repair image, dudes really don't give a fuck what you do, & lastly the Honesty of someone just saying "it's not worth it".

    • 1 hr 1 min

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