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A SHOW WHERE TWO SISTERS ATTEMPT TO ANSWER THE UNANSWERED QUESTIONS OF THE 'HARRY POTTER' SERIES.

Podcast Nine and Three-Quarters That's Not Canon Productions

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    • 4.0 • 4 Ratings

A SHOW WHERE TWO SISTERS ATTEMPT TO ANSWER THE UNANSWERED QUESTIONS OF THE 'HARRY POTTER' SERIES.

    What horcruxes would you make?

    What horcruxes would you make?

    Reeah and Jem are two dark witches intent on living forever, but will their antics involving outer space, old trees, Dev Patel, and Shark Tale aid them in thier quest for immortality or simply make the gallant hero intent on defeating them want to kill them quicker?


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    • 1 hr 19 min
    What happened on the night of the full moon in 1976?

    What happened on the night of the full moon in 1976?

    This episode is dedicated to Direwolf Summer! Thank you for your patreon support and your regular support! Reeah (Horace Slughorn) and Jem (Minerva McGonagall) are joined by special guest Josh (Albus Dumbledore) in a mock trial to discover what really went down on the night of the prank. What happened? Who is to blame? What should the consequences be? Should any of this be considered canon? Who will eat a cockroach cluster? Listen to discover the truth.


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    • 55 min
    What are the scariest moments in the series?

    What are the scariest moments in the series?

    Reeah ande Jem get spooky and debate what the most frightening moments in Harry Potter are, covering eveything from big snakes and wet zombies to a creepy clown jack-in-the-box.


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    This month's cause is the National Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Legal Services (NATSILS). Follow the link to support the vital work this small but powerful organisation does for ATSI communities: https://au.gofundme.com/f/black-deaths-in-custody
     
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    • 1 hr 16 min
    What's too horrible to go into detail about?

    What's too horrible to go into detail about?

    J.K once said that there are two things in the series that are too horrible to go into detail about: the process of making horcruxes and how Peter Pettigrew got Voldemort back into a physical body. In this episode, we go into detail.


    TRIGGER WARNING for mentions/discussions of the following:
    1. murder/violence
    2. brain damage resulting from forced memory altering
    3. pregnancy/birth
    4. sexual assault/rape
    5. forced impregnation
    6. death/murder of a fetus/unborn child
    7. rape culture/victim blaming
    8. debates surrounding personhood/conception
    9. body horror/gore
    10. necrophilia
    11. cannibalism
    12. pre- and post-mortem body mutilation
    13. existential horror (souls, afterlives, death, etc.)


    References:
    https://asherlockstudy.tumblr.com/post/161247671060/apparently-jk-rowling-knows-the-exact-process-to/amp
    https://www.historytoday.com/archive/eating-your-enemy#:~:text=To%20eat%20your%20enemy%20is,but%20laughter%20from%20his%20peers
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    • 53 min
    How much of a hassle is it to read and write books in the magical world?

    How much of a hassle is it to read and write books in the magical world?

    Reeah and Jem talk about the printing press, books the size of postage stamps and paving stones, and whether or not magical authors have to change their names to be taken seriously.


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    • 1 hr 7 min
    Sink or Float - Scorbus

    Sink or Float - Scorbus

    Your two favourite sisters are back with another Sink or Float! This episode's ship is one of our most requested: Scorpius Malfoy/Albus Potter. Jem isn't sure whether the play she is referencing is really the Cursed Child or just Romeo and Juliet in disguise, meanwhile Reeah is upset over queerbaiting and bored by the lack of enemies to lovers.


    Here is the source Reeah mentioned: https://www.mugglenet.com/2016/09/important-albus-scorpius-arent-love/#:~:text=The%20platonic%20relationship%20between%20Scorpius,reputation%20of%20their%20family%20name.


    And the video Jem used for her research: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNntQQ1qHuo


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    • 52 min

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