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Once again we are finding ourselves in a sad state of No Joe. We assure you he is alive and well, but in his stead, you're once again getting these jams kicked out courtesy of Microphone Mosh Masters, 365 Days Of Horror and Breno. We discuss Mortiis posting relevant news items on his Facebook, Atilla getting sued over sucker punching venue staff, Metallica getting their live stream dubbed over because of rules they started in the first place, and how the internet lost its once lawless, wild west charm. You could listen to a different podcast if you want to, but you're here already here, so you might as well enjoy this one.



 



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Breno and 365 are doing the thing sans Joe this week, as Thrashnkill deals with the ThrashnChills of the current Texas winter woes. We're discussing what bands you need to mention by name on social media without doing much of anything else to get numbers. We talk about metalheads their unique proclivity to listen to the same exact shit forever. Of course there's more Iced Earth news that we have to get into as a couple members of the band finally bow out. Also, does a major metal publication utilize bot farms to spread content? We confirm it as a maybe. Listen to this episode and I promise you're going to hear it.



Music featured on this episode:

Suppressive Fire – Siege



 



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A few things happened in 2020—things that may have taken precedence over scouring the innernette for new black metal (and the subsequent obligatory slog through Metal-archives to search for the "dark heathenism" tag). This week, Rolderathis and Hans have the recap on some whipsaqq BM tracks from yesteryear that may not have been covered on this here water closet. We play new (olde??) music from Montuln, Svrm, Katavasia, Porenut, Fortið and Vital Spirit, as well as [being new at podcasting noises], signing Greek BM petitions, ornamental folk metal instruments, Assassin's Creed jank and a cat named Adam screwing with our production.









Big ol' P.S.: Thanks to Lacertilian and Leif Bearikson for the rough format idea and the solid chunk of 'sodes they made under the Riff-Raff name. We'd like to open up the format to any contributor duos who'd like to try it out, but we'll keep the spot warm if y'all get the itch to record again. 3

2020 Music Featured This Week:

(intro) Jars - 'Mr. Visionary' from ДЖРС III

Montuln – ‘Arquetipo’ from Arquetipo

Svrm – ‘Розпад’ from Розпад

Katavasia – ‘Hordes of Oblivion’ from Magnus Venator

Porenut – ‘Manifest’ from Postnihilera

Fortið - 'Insignificant is the Wormking's Throne' from World Serpent

Vital Spirit - 'Face of the Suon' from In The Faith That Looks Through Death

It took 290 episodes but we finally did a Good One. Join Breno, Jordo, and Joe as we scour the depths of Cameo to determine the best way to deepen our parasocial relationships with Celebs - They’re just like us! We check out some of our favorite metal musicians, voice actors, and hideously washed up 90s movie stars. If you've got between $20 and $500 we've got a confused, slurring Cameo for you. If there was ever an episode to tune in to, this is the one.







Music featured on this episode:

Stormtide - She Who Would Name The Stars



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On this week's show we offer a preview of JOEY DEMAIO'S WORDS OF POWER podcast, we do a little ONLINE GAMBLING and take a few lessons from Trading Places, we ask the real question this week: why isn't Creed playing the Super Bowl halftime show???, metal dudes whining about being on the road in a time when they can't get on the road (feat. Randy Blythe punched in the nose), getting a rare COVID variant at a Toby Keith show, we reflect on the Dead Kennedy's praise of Senate Republicans, and we have BIG QUESTIONS about Nightwish bassist Marko "Marco" Hietala leaving the band citing concerns about the Saudis (?) and also probably John Finberg. Boy this is a strange one.



Music featured on the show this week:



Celestial Sanctuary - Soul Diminished











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This week your boys decide they need new names, so please welcome Brenocide, Joe Thrasnkool, and uhhhh... 365 Days of Horror. Breno remembers Alexi Laiho (1979-2020) and music that impacted us in high school. We're delving into the punk rock donut shop union busting going on by former Drive Like Jehu drummer and punk producer Mark Trombino. Not very punk rock! Joe tracked down an old external hard drive and we're talking about the CANCELLED MySpace-era shit we used to listen to that is thankfully lost to the sands of time, old MP3 players increasing in value, and other Old Ways in Music. Finally, we're talking about Jon Schaffer getting arrested and speculating WILDLY on what will happen next (with a musical contribution). It's a good one.







Music featured on this episode:

FULCI - Zombie Slam Squad



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(The image up top is from Attack of the Killer Donuts, a movie I have not yet seen but features the acting talents of C. Thomas "Soul Man" Howell so uhhhh ymmv)