62 episodes

Welcome to Real Movies with REAL Men, the worlds FIRST and ONLY movie talkshow podcast!



REAL Men! Assemble!



The world is in complete peril right now! Plagued by factory line superhero movies, horribly needless remakes, and the ever so dreaded Adam Sandler “films”. Is there no silence to this madness?! Or should you stop delaying the inevitable and just slice open those wrists right now?!



Well guess what idiot! We’re here to help. Because what this world needs most right now is REAL men complaining about things they hate on a digital medium.



No sissies!



Never more will you have to listen to that annoying coworker prattle on about how it’s unfair that the Fast and Furious movies never get nominated for an Oscar. You know, the same coworker that you wonder how our education system ever let slip through, and also get stricken with fear as you realize they have like three kids that they're raising.



Whenever these wastes of life start flapping their mouths, just plug in your headphones and let your ears be jerked off by the soothing sound of us! REAL men verbally abusing real movies like they’re a housewife that just overcooked dinner.



So now that I’ve won EVERYONE over with a joke about domestic abuse, make sure to tune in bi-weekly (or whenever we get around to it) and spray poison all over every movie that gets in our way!



What's the difference between an R-rated Action movie and a PG13 one? I'll give you a hint, one is a boring piece of crap and the other is R-rated.



Other topics include:

-People who clap in the movie theatre, as if the director can hear them

-Why anyone who doesn't like Back To The Future is a complete scumbag

-Why not all Anime fans are perverts...but ALL perverts are Anime fans.



Rants about shouting in the movie theatre and masturbating in the shower.



Hate!

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    • 5.0, 30 Ratings

Welcome to Real Movies with REAL Men, the worlds FIRST and ONLY movie talkshow podcast!



REAL Men! Assemble!



The world is in complete peril right now! Plagued by factory line superhero movies, horribly needless remakes, and the ever so dreaded Adam Sandler “films”. Is there no silence to this madness?! Or should you stop delaying the inevitable and just slice open those wrists right now?!



Well guess what idiot! We’re here to help. Because what this world needs most right now is REAL men complaining about things they hate on a digital medium.



No sissies!



Never more will you have to listen to that annoying coworker prattle on about how it’s unfair that the Fast and Furious movies never get nominated for an Oscar. You know, the same coworker that you wonder how our education system ever let slip through, and also get stricken with fear as you realize they have like three kids that they're raising.



Whenever these wastes of life start flapping their mouths, just plug in your headphones and let your ears be jerked off by the soothing sound of us! REAL men verbally abusing real movies like they’re a housewife that just overcooked dinner.



So now that I’ve won EVERYONE over with a joke about domestic abuse, make sure to tune in bi-weekly (or whenever we get around to it) and spray poison all over every movie that gets in our way!



What's the difference between an R-rated Action movie and a PG13 one? I'll give you a hint, one is a boring piece of crap and the other is R-rated.



Other topics include:

-People who clap in the movie theatre, as if the director can hear them

-Why anyone who doesn't like Back To The Future is a complete scumbag

-Why not all Anime fans are perverts...but ALL perverts are Anime fans.



Rants about shouting in the movie theatre and masturbating in the shower.



Hate!

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
30 Ratings

30 Ratings

Andy___Warhol ,

Braden is the best

👌🏻

mrbush22 ,

Ironic Title is Ironic

At first I was going to complain about the lack of real men on this podcast, and the fact that Muller can't seem to comprehend composting (hint: you can use whatever size can inside the house you want, just put it in the green bin when it goes out) but FINALLY with the Hot Fuzz episode Muller gets his act together with a great intro followed up by admitting his love for BBW. If I wasn't on board before, I am now!

Maccabeeus ,

Real Men?

Basic summary of the huge review I just wrote and lost:

Hosts have fun with eachother, and are pretty hilarious. They are all clearly intelligent, if somewhat misguided. Andy is smart, but superior, with little to no ability to empathize. He could be a sociopath. Muller is ignorant, awkward, and generally talks too much, but is entertaining in the way that he crashes the podcast like Nascar is entertaining just for the crashes: "Is Wonder Woman Canadian"? Braden is the seemingly harmless dude with the cute laugh. He's very likable, and has very good recollection of specific movies and stuff like that. I think he needs to talk a little more.

As a sidenote: they are terrible humans for complaining about recycling, and they claim to hate nerds, but they are all clearly nerds. I left super entertained, but wondering when they would reveiw movies I actually cared about.

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