Seeking Derangements Seeking Derangements
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Podcast by Seeking Derangements
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*Preview* SD 316 - A F*ociaggine w Fig & Prosciutto
Welcome back Seekers!
We're all here to discuss Pope Francis' statements on f*ggotry run amuck in Italian seminaries, which then makes Jacques hungry. So we invent some sandwiches, clock our social credit scores, rank women, and brainstorm how fat Jacques would have been in WWII. But most importantly we write an email to casting at "Pop Culture Jeopardy," and end by taking a shot at the quiz ourselves. -
SD 315 - The LesbiList w/ Girl God pt 2
April and Grace join Hesse and I to crack open the lesbian list!
Is it lesbian to fart? What if it makes a noise? Do you look both ways before crossing the street? Well then sister, it might be time to rescue some pit bulls. As a woman, do you fall, snore, or smoke blunts by yourself? Chances are you could be a lesbian, and we'll help you find out.
Get tickets to Girl Gods live show here:
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/girl-god-presents-gay-aid-tickets-879720998187
intro/// Lyn Christopher - Take Me With You
outro/// Laura Nyro - Sweet Blindness -
*Preview* SD 213 - STIM Majors
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It's just Hesse and I today, I give her a rundown of my micro bully obsession, a debrief of the Amityville Micro Bully Pop Up I attended, and what the dogs Really Mean. We also discuss JoJo Siwa's continued tragic (or slay?) career, make some predictions about the Biden/Trump debate, and cover the beautiful discourse I heard among the protesters in front of Trumps trial. -
SD 312 - Mutual JO at the Portal
Welcome back everyone!
Jacques unleashes a new beef he will almost certainly lose, we celebrate Hesse for Mothers Day, discuss how we would get the Dublin/NYC portal shut down, being on deaths door, and getting hooked on Zyn.
Also Jacques casts his 360 video à la Charli XCX, we uncover why gay guys travel like fugitives, and finally we shout out the two nurses who were vaporized last year at a monkeypox vaccination site in New Orleans. Please show them your support. -
*Preview SD 311- The LesbiList with Steven & Lily
Today the hosts of Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily join me to break the seal on a brand new list, thats right–it's the Lesbian List.
Is it lesbian to fart? What if it makes a noise? Do you look both ways before crossing the street? Well then sister, it might be time to rescue some pit bulls. As a woman, do you fall, snore, or smoke blunts by yourself? Chances are you could be a lesbian, and we'll help you find out.
We also discuss Steven being the first gay man to bleach his hair for normal and healthy reasons, Lily leaving her strap on in her partners parents freezer, and I spill some tea on an ancient beef between me and a big suited lesbian who fucked with my family while employed as the minister of a Unitarian Church.
Until next time sisters!
Listen to Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily everywhere podcasts are found (I did an episode with them on the Bible) and buy tickets to their June 5th live show! -
SD 310 - Seeking De(RED)ments
Happy Sunday Seekers!
Today we talk about Bush era LGBTQ activism, that guy from glee identifying as culturally queer (we support him), Kristi Noem assassinating her puppy for being annoying and what happens when you antagonize ghosts and spirits. Plus we take your calls! We tell you how to impress your girlfriends religious parents, how to bust on SSRI's, and how to break up with someone who has BPD when you also have BPD.
We'll be doing another call in episode soon, leave a voicemail at (332) 203-8247
Customer Reviews
This is the only podcast I’m currently paying for
Love da pod but stop bullying Jacques omg it makes my heart hurt
Be nice to Jacques
Fantastic pod, super funny but please be nicer to Jacques!!
10/10 would re-listen on repeat again
I was at the grocery store today re-listening to an old ep (as you do with gr8 content) and accidentally snort-laughed out loud and a lady next to me looked scared because I think thought I was choking on something ☹️
Anyways Palma and Ben are true sweet angels who have never done anything wrong in their lives. Would take a bullet for Jacques and be happy about it.