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Tom, Alex and Dan - three Gooner pals from across north and south London - discuss the latest goings on at the club and memorable moments from years gone by.

The Bruised Banana: an Arsenal podcast The Bruised Banana

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Tom, Alex and Dan - three Gooner pals from across north and south London - discuss the latest goings on at the club and memorable moments from years gone by.

    81: Stolen valour

    81: Stolen valour

    We’re out of the cup but no matter because we’ve signed Sir Mathew of Ryan from the mighty Brighton & Hove Albion in the loan of the century except it really does matter because we love that bloody competition and it’s ours and now we no longer get to participate in our own competition which quite frankly isn’t on at all.

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    • 1 hr 13 min
    80: The lord is my shepherd

    80: The lord is my shepherd

    Three wins from three, eight goals scored, one against. Wow. We discuss the recent unexpected upturn in fortunes and once again pay tribute to our diamond lights, Kieran and Bukayo. Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but those lads are so delightful. And since we’ve no place to go, let’s score goals, let’s score goals, let’s score goals. Happy New Year!

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    • 1 hr 34 min
    79: Screwball scramble

    79: Screwball scramble

    “Ohhh Granit Xhaka! You might’ve scored a worldy but you’re still a c…” But you’re not, Bukayo. Nor you, Emile. And definitely not you, Gabriel. You represent hope, and joy, and all things fresh, sparkly and great. Recent pain and misery is pushed firmly to one side as we fully embrace the win over Chelsea. The succulent 3 goals, points, and wunderkinds. Good old Arsenal. Now just stay good.

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    • 1 hr 16 min
    78: We've dug up grandad

    78: We've dug up grandad

    We discuss yet another loss. Tom goes to the tip. Alex rants about Walcott. Dan reads the listener comments. Christmas is cancelled. Now it's time to cancel Mikel Arteta and his awful Arsenal team. We've been there and back again. The state that we are in.

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    • 1 hr 26 min
    77: Raggy dolls

    77: Raggy dolls

    Four episodes ago we wrote a silly Des’Ree gag for this bit which culminated in ‘...this style of football really is unsustainable and cannot be allowed to continue any further’. Well, continue it has. After the car wreck that was the 1 nil home defeat to Burnley, we wonder if Arteta’s reign may be coming to an end. Where did it all go so desperately, horribly wrong? Would even Roy Hodgson be a better bet at this stage, perhaps with Des’Ree as assistant gaffer? The answer is of course a resounding yes. Life, oh life, oh godforsaken life.

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    • 1 hr 11 min
    76: Fools gold and cubic zirconia

    76: Fools gold and cubic zirconia

    Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry? The Evil Man has beaten the Culture Club. Again. We ponder over what this means for ‘Project Non-Negotiables’ as we come to terms with yet another toothless league display. Oi Arsenal, go and brush your teeth. Except you don’t have any. Sigh.


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    • 1 hr 7 min

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