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The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity. From dating your spouse, mismatched libidos, the male g-spot, backdoor entry, how-to’s for both men and women, no topic is off limits. Buckle up freaky fam I'm mentioning it all, tune in to learn how to be better in bed, more intentional in your relationships, and explore the unknown. Join me every Monday for some guaranteed laughs, no sugarcoating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question.

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    • Society & Culture
    • 4.6 • 72 Ratings

The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity. From dating your spouse, mismatched libidos, the male g-spot, backdoor entry, how-to’s for both men and women, no topic is off limits. Buckle up freaky fam I'm mentioning it all, tune in to learn how to be better in bed, more intentional in your relationships, and explore the unknown. Join me every Monday for some guaranteed laughs, no sugarcoating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question.

JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast

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    116- roleplay gone wrong, his FYP & small penis humiliation ( SPH ) 101

    116- roleplay gone wrong, his FYP & small penis humiliation ( SPH ) 101

    happy monday=) so many juicy questions today! One listener decided to give it a go with dirty talk, role play and fantasy- but to her and the rest of americas surprise he said her best friends name when he climaxed, and he climaxed harder than ever. Holy shit balls I cant wait to talk about this one. Next a man whose wife just isn't reciprocating the love in return bedroom wise. He doesn't understand, he communicated to her he watches porn and she was devastated- what is he to make of this? Another man says his wife initiates once a month, but that is it- if he attempts she rejects him. Another red flag is that she has randomly become aggressive in bed, and is constantly falsely accusing her husband of infidelity. I spy trouble in paradise. One man is married to a woman with a very attractive 31 year old daughter and find their behavior bizarre; let us decide. Lastly a woman says her mans FYP page is filled with ass/tits/bikini clad women and he says its a social media trap- I do not disagree with him, but I def have more truth to offer. Todays topic per request; SPH aka small penis humiliation, what is it? what drives it? how do women feel about it, what does an SPH kink look like- it might surprise you. Tune in now! Merch launches Feb 1st! Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast visit my website www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com and ask me anything! 2 NEW sexy stories every wednesday!

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    • 52 min
    115- slutty contact pics, low-risk exhibitionism, and lasting solutions for premature ejaculation.

    115- slutty contact pics, low-risk exhibitionism, and lasting solutions for premature ejaculation.

    Today Ive got some A1 advice for the ladies- that will DEF give their men heart eyes...and heart dick lol. You'll be on his mind alllll day=) This moody monday I have my thoughts on social media agenda on relationship and pausing to have some self-awareness in regards to the FYP. Whats your algorithm lookin like? What narratives are you starting to believe; or affirm in your life? Be weary, aware - take the good and leave the rest, and remember all that shines isn't necessarily gold! Todays listener questions; one woman's wants the deets on spankings- and spanking that results in climax =) Another listener has a cuckhold fantasy, his wife is adventurous in the bedroom but gives a hard no to his currently #1 fantasy which is to attend a sex club- should he keep pushing, or drop it? Lastly one advetnerous woman wants some creative ideas for some "low-risk" exhibitionism aka doing it in public- i covered all risk levels and included a few stories hehe. Todays topic of the hour; Lasting Longer in Bed; a common quest! PE is very common, and even if its not techincally "PE" MANY men are looking for lasting solutions (aside from the squeeze method lol) to lay pipe longer. Ive got techniques, suggestions and new way of masturbating. tune in now=) love audio erotica? 2 new sexy stories every Wednesday on the Patreon.

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    • 1 hr 3 min
    114- all talk no sex, from asexual to sex god/goddess & 'showing up' in a sexual experience ft. Tilly Storm

    114- all talk no sex, from asexual to sex god/goddess & 'showing up' in a sexual experience ft. Tilly Storm

    Today Im joined with holistic sex & intimacy coach Tilly Storm; are you a mamma who feels like you lost your groove post childbirth? Are you a man who feels like you've tried all the tips tricks techniques and don't know why you cant have electric sex with your partner; are you a woman who;s drive has plummeted and you are ready to get it back- or learn how, THIS one is for you! Todays listener Q's: one listener confesses to being in love with a married woman who wont leave her family for him; how does he detach. A second listener has a problem I think MANY will relate too- his wife talks dirty all day- says she cant wait to do x, y z, and then...they just end up going to bed. Aha finally time to talk about it. Tune in now!
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    • 1 hr
    113- myth or fact; throat orgasms, getting her to submit in the bedroom, and How To: Pleasuring Your Woman.

    113- myth or fact; throat orgasms, getting her to submit in the bedroom, and How To: Pleasuring Your Woman.

    once upon a time a special guest discussed throat orgasms on THH- we have a few questions; HOW could this possibly be a thing?! Ive got the science/or lack thereof to say- plus other women's experience on the topic. Todays listener questions; one mans desire for more consistent sex, his feelings of rejection and frustration as she lacks at initiating and only seems to have sex on her terms. Another listener suggest the topic of navigating period sex- the do's the don'ts. The don't asks. Lastly a good willing boyfriend wants to be the dominant man in the bedroom his gf desires him to be. How does he go about getting her to submit? Todays topic of the hour; Pleasuring your woman-all it entails and 8 tips to level-up. Tune in now=) Like Audio Erotica? > check out the Patreon, new sexy stories every Wednesday.

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    • 1 hr 5 min
    112- trapped with mediocre sex, an online affair, a pregnant woman's fantasy & "The Penis Massage"

    112- trapped with mediocre sex, an online affair, a pregnant woman's fantasy & "The Penis Massage"

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    • 1 hr 6 min
    111- A chronically vanilla wife, leg humping, & breast massage benefits and technique.

    111- A chronically vanilla wife, leg humping, & breast massage benefits and technique.

    Today we start the massage series. part 1 of 2. Today breast massage, next week penis massage. The perks of breast massage are not just a feel good moment, eroticism, but also reigniting sensitivity. Are you a woman whose nipples lost sensitivity post child birth- this is a possible solution and there isn't one reason you shouldn't give this a go..because my god it feels good lol. Im giving how-to, step by step technique. Todays listener questions feature a man who wants to be able to please his woman even on her period...lets talk options. Another woman is a wife to a traveling man, and when he gets home they go at it....Ive got ideas on how can they keep it exciting and not stagnant. Lastly we have many male listeners asking the same question; what to do when they are met with unwillingness, disinterest in the bedroom. It seems as if vanilla sex is the only sight in their in future, and the conversation and intentionality doesn't seem to be penetrating. I also have an awesome follow up from a previous listener who shared his fantasy for a happy ending at a massage parlor...I suggested a conversation..he had it....let me share how it went=) If you like the show make sure to subscribe and give a 5 star review=) If you love sexy stories + knowing I'm reading them go check out the patreon here.
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    • 53 min

Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5
72 Ratings

72 Ratings

HKWORTH22 ,

Awesome

Awesome show, great topics and advice!! Host has a truly sexy voice!!

Spitmeister ,

Great Show

Free counselling! Direct, blunt and all encompassing. Jordan gets to the point, (mostly) non- judgemental! Some great insights into some subject matter that can often be taboo in a relationship. Got me hooked. I look forward to every Monday! Keep it up ( that’s what she said!)

Brendansc84 ,

Hilarious

I love this podcast. Her little rants she goes off on every once in a while get me every time. Jordyn is completely raw, hilarious and informative all in one. My Monday drive to work is significantly less soul crushing, thanks Jordyn!

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