Rufus & Howard are trying to make a sitcom and sketch show; but with dinosaurs in the garden, a kettle that can see the future, and a doorway to hell in the cellar - will they ever make it to the end?
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Meet Rufus & Howard. Rufus is an English teacher with a degree in literature. Howard is an unemployed idiot. One of them spent their entire childhood writing stories and scripts... Unfortunately, it was Howard.
Welcome to The Worst Writer in the World; a comedy storytelling podcast in which Rufus attempts to read everything that Howard wrote, while Howard listens and feels increasingly ashamed. Together, they'll probe the plot holes, interrogate the inconsistencies, and use their adult brains to fix the many problems with Young Howard's work. So that maybe one day, Howard will no longer be known as: The Worst Writer in the World.
Listen at comedy.co.uk/podcasts
Series 4, Episode 6
Series 4, Episode 6 - SPACE ANTS!
Giant ant creatures from outer-space have invaded the Earth and enslaved humanity, which is seriously getting in the way of us recording the last in the current series of The ManBuyCow Podcast.
How will Rufus & Howard cope with their new slave jobs? Will Uncle Dennis Quaid lead his small band of useless rebels to victory, or will the Space Ants eat them? Who will betray humanity and join the InformAnts? And who is the only man who can save the world?
FIND OUT! By listening to this TOE-TINGLINGLY EXCITING episode of The ManBuyCow Podcast! AND THEN get even more excited by Chapter Nine of Grett Binchleaf & the Adventure of the Complicated Head!
Series 4, Episode 5
The Doctor in the Jamie (Doctor Who: Siege PART TWO). In which Rufus reads the SECOND PART of a Doctor Who story that Howard wrote when he was at school! FIND OUT what Doctor Who's battery tester does (clue: it doesn't test batteries). DISCOVER what happens when you shoot Doctor Who in the face (clue: he doesn't die). LEARN the real name of Doctor Who's brave brother (clue: it's Buckroydunderfahh). BY LISTENING to this very special and quite Doctor Who edition of The ManBuyCow Podcast!
Series 4, Episode 4
The Doctor in the Wheelie Bin. It's another Doctor Who Special from Rufus & Howard! In which Rufus reads a Doctor Who script that Howard wrote when he was at school! Just like last time! But better! Or maybe equally as good! Or worse! Who knows? // Listen as Tom Baker Doctor Who and Jamie have such exciting adventures as: Going to the cinema! Visiting a policeman's house! Having a nap! // Can you trust your own hairdryer? What's in the evil Aranthran bag? Why is that police constable investigating a muder? And what the heck is that weird device that Tom Baker Doctor Who has? // FIND OUT! by listening to this very special and quite Doctor Who edition of the ManBuyCow Podcast!
Series 4, Episode 3
The Cat in the Timehole. Who benefits from a magnetic dog? What is Howard's idea of Heaven? Why does Rufus want remote-control hair? What horrors has Uncle Dennis Quaid discovered in the future? And how can Rufus and Howard make the world a nicer place? Find out! by pointing your ears at this episode of The ManBuyCow Podcast.
Series 4, Episode 2
The Niece in the Nowhere. What will Katy learn on her first day at school? Who's that taxi driver with the familiar moustache? And why has Rufus got all Great Aunty Beatrix's guns out of the gun cupboard?
After an eventful episode one (bumblebear!), Rufus & Howard relax by reading through some of their old schoolbooks, and the strange stories they contain. Find out: how many snowmen you need to win a snowman competition, what happens when Jack's turkeys escape, what 12-year-old Howard thought about gender equality, and much much more.
And if you'd like to SEE Howard and Katy perform this episode's end song live, YOU CAN!!! Right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lGyQrH4mp0
Customer ReviewsSee All
I am really enjoying this podcast.
This is pretty great. Feeling pretty psyched to here more. Made me laugh a lot. Nice tunes.