97 episodes

Surreal fiction anthology, framed as a bizarre church service. Every other Tuesday, join Brother Reid, Pastor Andrew, and Sister Callista to worship the Story! Hear our greasy prayers! Delight in our healthy psalms, uh huh! Then bask in the Story—handsomely produced tales of dark humor, freakish sci-fi, and oddly touching literary horror. Start with any episode—the Story is waiting for you!

TSMBT is a podcast by Post Everything Productions. All stories written by Pastor Andrew and Brother Reid. Production and original music by Carl Schroeder. Twitter, Instagram: @TSMBTpod

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Surreal fiction anthology, framed as a bizarre church service. Every other Tuesday, join Brother Reid, Pastor Andrew, and Sister Callista to worship the Story! Hear our greasy prayers! Delight in our healthy psalms, uh huh! Then bask in the Story—handsomely produced tales of dark humor, freakish sci-fi, and oddly touching literary horror. Start with any episode—the Story is waiting for you!

TSMBT is a podcast by Post Everything Productions. All stories written by Pastor Andrew and Brother Reid. Production and original music by Carl Schroeder. Twitter, Instagram: @TSMBTpod

    Dick Dvorak Bowls a Perfect Game

    Dick Dvorak Bowls a Perfect Game

    Yeah drink a brew, pop a mozz’ stick, and bowl yourself a handsome strike, you goof! This Story is about bowling and probably NOTHING else. Nope! Stop askin questions!

    Oh also?? Uh, yeah: we’re RICH.

    Invocation
    Petitions on Behalf of Wealthy Congregants
    Liturgical Reading: “Dick Dvorak Bowls a Perfect Game”
    Concluding Prayer

    Join our wealthy, ohh just swimmin in smackers church at patreon.com/tsmbt

    • 34 min
    A False Year's Bonus

    A False Year's Bonus

    Congregants gather and spit runny in your palms, because we got something you'll wanna grease up and hog down on. YEAH: a BONUS episode.

    Contained in this thoughtful bonus:
    Spider Bite
    Shake My Hand
    An Important Story About Marriage Featuring the Boy

    Next Tuesday, for patrons we will have a 522 Club episode, and will return the following week with a brand new Story. PLUMP.

    • 18 min
    More More More Christmas Heresies

    More More More Christmas Heresies

    False holiday alarm! Ring ring ralse! If this bell’s a-ringin’ then a Story is false. On this day, we arrive early, for no reason, only to give you extra time upon which to stew on these heresies true. STEW!

    Invocation
    Uncle Story
    Liturgical Reading: “More More More Christmas Heresies”
    Concluding Prayer

    A patreon has come to you, healthy and honest! Join the 522 Club and hear a new “podcast” Patreon.com/tsmbt

    • 29 min
    Hot Pics Wedding Rings OK - Guest Chaplain Jackie Zebrowski

    Hot Pics Wedding Rings OK - Guest Chaplain Jackie Zebrowski

    Ohh send me a sexy pic, sexfriend. Heh heh, oh I’m a person alright, wink wink hush, a sexperson ready to sex, sex, sex! All I need is a lil ol thing called, um, your social security number ;)

    Guest: Chaplain Jackie Zebrowski (Get tickets for the Page 7/Wizard and the Bruiser live shows at www.lastpodcastnetwork.com/p7live)

    Patreon announcement
    Invocation
    Grease Fire!
    Liturgical Reading: “Hot Pics Wedding Rings OK”
    Concluding Prayer

    Ooh gander upon the Story symbol pin! The Cro-Croa mug! They are now available at
    www.topatoco.com/collections/tsmbt

    • 42 min
    Maps Of The North

    Maps Of The North

    A stranger is coming! When they confront you, will you endure or crumple? Heh heh, oh, congregant, the question was rhetorical! We all crumple before the stranger—when the stranger is the STORY.

    Invocation
    Psalm: “Four Showers”
    Liturgical Reading: “Maps of the North”
    Concluding Prayer

    A Story symbol pin! A Cro-Croa mug! Coming oh so soon. Await it here:
    https://topatoco.com/collections/last-podcast

    • 35 min
    Family Union

    Family Union

    Some families are small, some are swollen and grotesque. Some families have daddies, some have secrets. The Crispos invite you to learn about their aged clan—do you dare deny them?

    Invocation
    Testimonial: The Dream of Sister Callista
    Liturgical Reading: “Family Union”
    Concluding Prayer

    We have merch and more is on the way. Check it truly here:
    https://topatoco.com/collections/last-podcast

    • 37 min

Customer Reviews

Kinderghostdog ,

Nice and greasy

The story must be told!

Truth Is Definitely Out There ,

The story is great, the story is just.

When I'm up at night and the story is playing in my brain weather I want it to or not, it is always best to stay perfectly still and let the story take control.... Or else.

Croakkus ,

Greasy greasy gooey goo gooooood

The storys tendrils grasp and wrap and bind us tight together in its glory. The Story Must Be Told

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