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Cleaning up the mean streets of the internet - because somebody's gotta do it. From the cyberpunk hellscape of Neo-Chicago, Officer Kevin and Officer Grant monitor the world wide web so you don't have to.

Leave us a voicemail to play on the show: 312-788-7361 or send an audio file to thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com

The Thought Cops have deputized a number of your favorite thought leaders, content creators, comedians, online personalities, and more, in their effort to clean up the internet once and for all.

Thought Cops Kevin Podas and Grant Mooney

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    • 5.0 • 2 Ratings

Cleaning up the mean streets of the internet - because somebody's gotta do it. From the cyberpunk hellscape of Neo-Chicago, Officer Kevin and Officer Grant monitor the world wide web so you don't have to.

Leave us a voicemail to play on the show: 312-788-7361 or send an audio file to thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com

The Thought Cops have deputized a number of your favorite thought leaders, content creators, comedians, online personalities, and more, in their effort to clean up the internet once and for all.

    Case File 220 with Andrew Hilary

    Case File 220 with Andrew Hilary

    This week Andrew Hilary of The Worst Week Yet podcast joins the boys in blue and trades in his ice cream scoop for a green squirt gun.


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    Field Notes
    Ratio! This week we cover Twitter removing Fleets, the "Freedom Phone", and a new update on whether or not Chrissy Teigen is currently on Twitter. Spoiler alert: she's not. All that and more on this week's THOUGHT COPS!


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    Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick


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    • 2 hrs
    Case File 219 with Garrett Hunter of Mega64

    Case File 219 with Garrett Hunter of Mega64

    Now loading... Garrett Hunter returns to the show to talk about Mega64 going on tour, his collaboration with Slime da Garbage Mane, working on two huge Evangelion videos, and a whole hell of a lot more-- it's simply not to be missed.


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    Field Notes
    This week we go in on pimple popping videos and the media franchise that has spawned from them. The NYPD is under fire for funneling their budget into a stranger-danger van, eating bread is tacky, and can someone check on John Xena?


    Welcome back to Thought Cops- when you're here, you're family. ™


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    • 1 hr 38 min
    Case File 218 with Ian Erickson

    Case File 218 with Ian Erickson

    Why's all the rum gone, you may be asking yourself. Well, have a seat on the bisexual couch and get Sparrow-pilled-- everything will be 100% clear when you listen to this episode with Chicago comedian Ian Erickson.


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    Field Notes
    This week we're all in "the studio" together and we get personal as we reflect on our flop eras and social media regrets. Football is gay, and so are couches. GETTR fails to get 'r done, and we wrap it all up by watching some videos of parrots just doing stuff, as well as listener voicemails of course.


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    • 2 hrs 11 min
    BONUS! Fire Bros – Book 21

    BONUS! Fire Bros – Book 21

    What's that? Free bonus content? Enjoy an episode of our Patreon-exclusive spin-off show Fire Bros - on the house! We're taking a breather after last week's live show, so have a taste of a little something different this week!


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    Field Notes
    “Fire Bros? W.T.F. is that,” you may be wondering. Well, if you donate at least $2 to us on Patreon, you’ll get access to ALL of the episodes of our spin-off show Fire Bros where we review four different pieces of media each month. Who else but the Thought Cops could determine what is and isn’t safe for public consumption? In this episode, we decide whether to burn or save some of the most hotly-contested properties around. Check out the timestamps below and find out:


    The Last Dance - 8:56


    Bug Fables - 36:30


    Death To 2020 - 59:25


    Tickled - 1:21 :42


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    • 1 hr 45 min
    Case File 217 LIVE with Aaron Klopfer

    Case File 217 LIVE with Aaron Klopfer

    Nature has healed- Thought Cops live shows are back! Our dear friend Aaron Klopfer joins us on-stage at the Lincoln Lodge to discuss some of the most pressing matters on the internet.





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    Field Notes
    Batman doesn’t eat pussy, Jeffrey Toobin returns to television after a rather vulnerable moment on a zoom call, someone proposes to their sweetie via skywriting and has to include a Joe Rogan meme, and “Men’s Guide To Shorts This Summer”? We’ll be the judge of that. Join us on this hero’s journey full of cameo appearances, surprises, laughs, and lots more.


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    • 1 hr 17 min
    Case File 216 with Keeby of Epic Gamer Comic

    Case File 216 with Keeby of Epic Gamer Comic

    Keeby, renouned author of Epic Gamer Comics joins us on this week's Thought Cops! Make sure to follow him on Newgrounds and also maybe Youtube.


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    Field Notes
    This week, deputy Keeby helps us take on the video game rumormill, joke ruiners, and pandering corporations. We also toss cuffs on Paddington 2 for no longer being the greatest movie ever, millenials for not returning back to their shitty jobs, and whatever the fuck the Ellie KKKemper story is. We still don't know.


    If you're in the Chicago area on June 18th, we're having our first post-apocalyptic live show at the Lincoln Lodge at 11pm. Click HERE to buy tickets!


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    • 1 hr 36 min

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