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We Have Darkvision is a D&D campaign in which three clueless adventurers stumble through the world and somehow haven't died yet.

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We Have Darkvision is a D&D campaign in which three clueless adventurers stumble through the world and somehow haven't died yet.

    Ep 46. A Stonefistful of Dollars Part 8

    Ep 46. A Stonefistful of Dollars Part 8

    On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ The Gang gets rich beyond their wildest dreams. It turns out there is a lot of stuff in this vault, and some of it might even be useful. The Gang fumbled their way into the vault, and now they'll need to get out. But knowing them, it's not going to be easy.



     

    UP NEXT/PREVIOUSLY ON WE HAVE DARKVISION

    Ep 44. A Stonefistful of Dollars Part 6



    Are you Lost? Can’t figure out where our group of heroes are in the world? Fear not! The World Map is kept up to date with all the locations Kroy, Nubz and Bort the Grappler have visited.



    We’ve also started to upload our back catalogue of episodes and theme music over on youtube as well.



    Our new mini “Monster Friends” episodes are also available now.



    Also, why not check out Kyle and Colin’s new play through of Divinity: Original Sin 2 in their new series ‘Original Sinners‘.

    • 52 min
    Ankheg- Monster Friends

    Ankheg- Monster Friends

    Do you own a ranch? You do? S**t. Please tell me it's Ranch Dressing. It's not? It's a full blown ranch with real cows?  Well, I hope you have some Ankheg repellent.



    Get some of that bitter apple spray and put it on your cow's ankles. Maybe that will deter these ravenous beasts from turning your livestock into a buffet. It more than likely won't deter them, but you gotta try something. Right?



    This week Alex and Kyle learn all about the burrowing nuisance that is the Ankheg!



     





    Other things

    Don’t miss out on all the action of our main podcast. You can find all the adventure episodes of We Have Darkvision here.



    We’ve also started to upload our back catalogue of episodes and theme music over on youtube as well.



    Also, why not check out Kyle and Colin’s new play through of Divinity 2: Original Sin in their new series ‘Original Sinners‘.

    • 12 min
    Ep 45. A Stonefistful of Dollars Part 7

    Ep 45. A Stonefistful of Dollars Part 7

    On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ The Gang circumvents some traps, ignore some cool things that they'll never get back and then... wait... holy s**t! They actually finally sing a Creed song FIRST F*****G TRY! Congrats team. I'm so proud of you.



     

    UP NEXT/PREVIOUSLY ON WE HAVE DARKVISION

    Ep 44. A Stonefistful of Dollars Part 6



    Are you Lost? Can’t figure out where our group of heroes are in the world? Fear not! The World Map is kept up to date with all the locations Kroy, Nubz and Bort the Grappler have visited.



    We’ve also started to upload our back catalogue of episodes and theme music over on youtube as well.



    Our new mini “Monster Friends” episodes are also available now.



    Also, why not check out Kyle and Colin’s new play through of Divinity: Original Sin 2 in their new series ‘Original Sinners‘.

    • 50 min
    Angels- Monster Friends

    Angels- Monster Friends

    What do you think of when you hear the word Angels?



    No need to answer. We already know what you're going to say. It's 'Angel' by Shaggy.



    Who could ever forget the lyrics to this classic tune?



    "Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel

    Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby

    Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel

    Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need, lady"

    However, we get the feeling that Shaggy never read the Monster Manual because his view on angels is...inaccurate. If we go by Wizards of the Coast's view of angels, this song has a completely different meaning than Shaggy thinks it does.



    More accurate lyrics would read something like this:



    "Girl you're my single-minded-murder-machine, you're my darling agenda-pushing-divine-warrior

    killing all my peeps who disagree, baby

    Shorty, you're a living-weapon, you're my darling shapeshifting-manipulative-self-involved-messenger

    Girl, you might be my friend when I'm in need, but your're also just as likely to smite me for some unknown transgression, lady"



    But we don't really expect much from Shaggy anyway, so we'll let him off the hook.



    Anyway, on this episode Alex and Kyle dive into the entry on Angels and discover that their reputation for being 'good guys' is, at best, wildly misleading.



    From now on, we're calling Angels 'Sky Bros', and not in an endearing nick name kind of way.





    Other things

    Don’t miss out on all the action of our main podcast. You can find all the adventure episodes of We Have Darkvision here.



    We’ve also started to upload our back catalogue of episodes and theme music over on youtube as well.



    Also, why not check out Kyle and Colin’s new play through of Divinity 2: Original Sin in their new series ‘Original Sinners‘.

    • 16 min
    Ep 44. A Stonefistful of Dollars Part 6

    Ep 44. A Stonefistful of Dollars Part 6

    On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ The Gang does a chase scene, does some backtracking and makes a silent ally. And then, holy smokes, guess what? Is that the entrance to the lower level of the Old Stonefist City?

    The Maps of the Old Stonefist City

    This might be the last of the map comparisons for this arc. I mean, the gang will still have to find their way out of the Old City, but the smart move would be to just back track through the parts that they've already explored. But, knowing them, the Gang will make things way more difficult for themselves and take a different path back.





    UP NEXT/PREVIOUSLY ON WE HAVE DARKVISION

    Ep 43. A Stonefistful of Dollars Part 5

    Ep 45. A Stonefistful of Dollars Part 7



    Are you Lost? Can’t figure out where our group of heroes are in the world? Fear not! The World Map is kept up to date with all the locations Kroy, Nubz and Bort the Grappler have visited.



    We’ve also started to upload our back catalogue of episodes and theme music over on youtube as well.



    Our new mini “Monster Friends” episodes are also available now.



    Also, why not check out Kyle and Colin’s new play through of Divinity: Original Sin 2 in their new series ‘Original Sinners‘.

    • 49 min
    Aboleth- Monster Friends

    Aboleth- Monster Friends

    "I'm just a kid

    Aboleth is a nightmare"

    -Simple Plan

    I bet you didn't know that "I'm Just A Kid" was really about the Aboleth, did you?



    On this week's episode Kyle and Alex break down the Aboleth. They also break down. Period.  This thing is the living embodiment of fear itself. We're generally going to shy away from spoiling our ratings, but I think anyone could take a pretty educated guess on where this thing lies on the Friend to Fiend Scale.



    There are so many unpleasant things to learn about the Aboleth and as unpleasant as those things are, we talk about all of them. You'll get the full rundown of why you should never go near the water again.



    Also, we bet you can't guess what real life animal this monstrosity is most certainly related to.



    So we hope you enjoy the episode, but more importantly, we hope you can sleep tonight.







     

    Other things

    Don’t miss out on all the action of our main podcast. You can find all the adventure episodes of We Have Darkvision here.



    We’ve also started to upload our back catalogue of episodes and theme music over on youtube as well.



    Also, why not check out Kyle and Colin’s new play through of Divinity 2: Original Sin in their new series ‘Original Sinners‘.

    • 13 min

Customer Reviews

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Love it!

Such a fun pod, puts other dnd pods to shame!

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Awesome!!

If you like D&D, adventure RPGs, adventure pod, this is so funny and charming!

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