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To stay sane in his crystal prison, Chemistro the Match Mage has put out the call to wizards across the multiverse. Wizards that want to meet other wizards! This episode we help wizards looking for Romance.

Can Hyacinth Howell get over his crush? Will Annie the Seventh year find someone with a hot dad? Does Bernadinaton have space in their heart for another love, after their many, many cats? And can Turpin Muldoon see a future for himself with someone who really floats his boat? Most importantly, can YOU help Chemistro and Cupid to put together a pair that will find true love?

Go to @wiz4wiz on twitter after the show to vote on which wizards will date!

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Our wizards this week are: Hyacinth Howell, played by Davis Walden (@theviridianwilds), Annie the Seventh Year, played by Lauren Chapman (@laurenchappa), Bernadinaton the Cat Mage played by Lilit Penrod (@cheeriobuffet), and Turpin Muldoon, the Seafaring Seer, played by Jared Mason(@JaredEMason).

Every wizard personal ad in this show was written, performed and recorded by a member of the community. There may be some explicit language and variable audio quality.

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To stay sane in his crystal prison, Chemistro the Match Mage has put out the call to wizards across the multiverse. Wizards that want to meet other wizards! This episode we help wizards looking for Rivalry while we try to make some repairs to the old crystal prison.

Will Idrubov the Meek assert his will and his new filing system? Can Flora Bunnyhop overcome their natural goodness to live a life of evil? Will Impervion be able to do the actual thing he set out to do instead of something that sounds beguilingly similar? And can Vladka the Victorious conquer her memories of her ex, in addition to the kingdom over which she rules?

Not to mention, how did Hyacinth and Turpin's date go?

Go to @wiz4wiz on twitter after the show or click here to vote on which wizards will date!

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Our wizards this week are: Idrubov the Meek, written, performed and sound designed by Brad Colbrook (@holographicva), Flora Bunnyhop, written and performed by Julia Rios (@omgjulia), Impervion the Imprecise, written and performed by Nathan Comstock (@nathanacomstock), and Vladka the Victorious, written and performed by Leslie Gideon (@TheLeslieGideon)

Every wizard personal ad in this show was written, performed and recorded by a member of the community. There may be some explicit language and variable audio quality.

Special thanks to Tal Minear (@starplanes) for creation of a terrible schlorping sound in our hour of need

If you'd like to support the show, you can back our patreon or we also have a teepublic store!

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To stay sane in his crystal prison, Chemistro the Match Mage has put out the call to wizards across the multiverse. Wizards that want to meet other wizards! This episode we have a visitor to the sphere, and we help wizards looking for collaborators to find a study buddy.

Will Minefestina be able to close the book on her portal problem? Will Mashboo the Formerly Shifty find someone to trust him again? Will Clatelon the Gilded Wizard of Bindings be able to find a co-parent for his many large and skeletal sons? Will Meregund the Transfigurer be able to teach someone to transform him back from being a pot of flowers?

And we hear how Impervion and Flora's rivalry date to the Big Wiz state fair went.

Go to @wiz4wiz on twitter after the show or click here to vote on which wizards will date!

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Our wizards this week are: Minefestina Rivenwobble, written and performed by Aidan Kezierski, Mashboo the Formerly Shifty, written and performed by Bibek Gurung (@illbibek) Flora Bunnyhop, written and performed by Julia Rios (@omgjulia), Impervion the Imprecise, written and performed by Nathan Comstock (@nathanacomstock), Clatelon the Gilded Wizard of Bindings, written and performed by David Fouhy, and Meregund the Transfigurer, written and performed by Marc Campesano

Our ad was for Crowley Time with Me, Tom Crowley, an audio sketch show of the absurd, that we highly reccomend.

Every wizard personal ad in this show was written, performed and recorded by a member of the community. There may be some explicit language and variable audio quality.

If you'd like to support the show, you can back our patreon or we also have a teepublic store!

To stay sane in his crystal prison, Chemistro the Match Mage has put out the call to wizards across the multiverse. Wizards that want to meet other wizards! This episode we help wizards looking for Friendship while we stay up late to catch the post-wizard.

Will Zortho the Unkillable find someone who makes him feel alive? Will Fredegar of the Hundred Thousand Tomes meet someone who can talk books? Will Ewjoir find someone to party with? Is Quartz technically a cursed object or just a crystal wizard shoved in a dude's head? And will Tim Gizzard the Lizard Wizard find a warm-blooded pal to help get their DVDs back?

And what happened between Meregund and Clatelon and Clatelon's many skeletal sons?

Go to @wiz4wiz on twitter after the show or click here to vote on which wizards will date!

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Our wizards this week are: Zortho the Unkillable, written and performed by Grant (@gen_ironicus), Fredegar of the Hundred Thousand Tomes, written and performed by Geof Pelton (@thisiswhy_pod), Ewjior Hoskins, written and performed by Raven Squire (@okayhelloraven), Quartz, written and performed by Josh Michel (@thesocialest), and Tim Gizzard the Lizard Wizard, written and performed by Jake Isenhart (@jake_isenhart)

Every wizard personal ad in this show was written, performed and recorded by a member of the community. There may be some explicit language and variable audio quality.

Content Warnings for this episode: a bee stings Chemistro in the eye

If you'd like to support the show, you can back our patreon or we also have a teepublic store!

This episode we help wizards looking for Dark Secrets to - wait, do you hear that? What's that sou-

This episode, your host, Smoochulon the Suave, helps wizards to find others to spill their deep, Dark Secrets. Broadcasting to you from the Heart Tower at the center of the world's lovelines, Smoochulon brings his smarter, handsomer, better expertise to your relationships. He's here to show you just what you've been missing.

Will Sore Error find someone to help them understand their magical tome, and to unsummon their many millipedes? Will Tashlynda the Tenacious destroy all who oppose her (yes)? Will Phuzor Auroras find a business partner for their magical energy drinks? Can tippy Germaine plumb the depths of acoustical grammyrie?

And were Tim Gizzard the Lizard Wizard and Quartz able to get Tim's bluray back from the Freezy King?

Go to @wiz4wiz on twitter after the show or click here to vote on which wizards will date.

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This episode was written by Marc Campasano and Max Kreisky, and sound designed by Tal Minear (@starplanes)
Smoochulon was Josh Rubino (@profcoppermane)

Our wizards this week are: Sore Error, written and performed by Achitha Sangenethy(@achitasang), Tashlynda the Tenacious, written and performed by Hannah Wright (@chemicallywrit), Phuzor Auroras, written and performed by Ramy Abdelghani (@delahk), Tippy Germaine, written and performed by Grace Gist (@g2_lpi) Quartz, written and performed by Josh Michel (@thesocialest), and Tim Gizzard the Lizard Wizard, written and performed by Jake Isenhart )@jake_isenhart)

Every wizard personal ad in this show was written, performed and recorded by a member of the community. There may be some explicit language and variable audio quality.

Content Warnings for this episode: bug sounds, innuendo, Smoochulon

If you'd like to support the show, you can back our patreon or we also have a teepublic store!

Chemistro is back, baby! And he’s using a second round of Rivalry ads to move this sphere on out! Or he would be if he wasn’t UNDER ATTACK BY THIS DANG MUSHROOM GOLEM

Will Constella the Almost find the rival that she has foreseen? Will Astrophel, Wizard Of the Stars find a rival to race to space? Will Antal Bloodbelly find an equal in combat? And will Viggo the Vavare untie the knot around his heart?

Not to mention, how did Tippy and Tashlynda end up forming a jam band that runs on human souls?

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This episode was written by Marc Campasano and Max Kreisky, and sound designed by Tal Minear (@starplanes)

Our wizards this week are: Constella the Almost, written and performed by Lex Lewis (@serlexalot), Astrophel, Wizard Of the Stars, written and performed by Tal Minear (@starplanes), Antal Bloodbelly, written and performed by Damien Crawford (@developerdamien), Viggo the Vavare, written and performed by Stephen Cole (@nemospecific ),Tashlynda the Tenacious written and performed by Hannah Wright (@chemicallywrit), and Tippy Germaine, written and performed by Grace Gist (@g2_lpi)

The ad in this week’s episode was Tabletop Squadron, an Edge of the Empire actual play podcast (@tabletop_squad)

Every wizard personal ad in this show was written, performed and recorded by a member of the community. There may be some explicit language and variable audio quality.

Content Warnings for this episode: mayhem, mushrooms

If you'd like to support the show, you can back our patreon or we also have a teepublic store!