You Can’t Do That is a podcast about hockey from three women who have more opinions than information and LOTS of feelings about the Washington Capitals. These enthusiastically self-righteous idiots aren't here to win - they're here to make friends! (And talk about which hockey players are cats and which are dogs.) Join Eva, Kelly, and Rave every Wednesday for jokes and yelling about the latest league headlines, player antics, and more.
Are You Afraid Of Free Agency?
Free agency’s here and spreading spooky-ass vibes all over the dang place, so Rave, Kelly, and Eva huddle 'round the campfire with ghost stories, gossip, and a haunting, mournful wail for our OG dreamboat Braden Holtby, as befits the season.
The Disneyland of Ass
Eva, Rave, and Kelly would like to congratulate the 2020 Stanley Pandemic Cup winners, father-to-be (!) Dylan Strome (?!?), anyone invested in trade rumors, and people who assign star ratings to strip clubs on Al Gore's internet. This one's for you.
Severe Teacher Voice
Have you been wounded by ghosts? You might be after this episode, in which Kelly, Rave, and Eva make now-outdated but not entirely incorrect predictions about the Stanley Cup finals. Plus: Ovi's birthday, deepfake Sidney Crosby, galaxy-brain trade choices, and more.
A Home For Wayward Finns
Rave, Kelly, and Eva dive in to the Stanley Cup Finals with the enthusiasm of an affection-starved hockey player seeing a tiny baby for the first time in months, and consult an old friend of the pod for some perspective on bubble life.
On Too Much Of One
Eva, Kelly, and Rave cover a real breadth of topics in this episode, including but not limited to: homophobia in the NHL, ocarinas, the language of disease, ANTM makeovers, the Dallas Stars?!?!, the Tampa Bay Lightning?!?!?!?, and the Buster Keatonality of it all.
A bunch of our favorites have had their playoffs tickets punched. Frown emoji! Kelly, Rave, and Eva unearth some pre-pandemic listener Qs to make the eulogies for our beloved Canucks, Flyers, and Avs sting less. Also discussed: pool parties, secret societies, and the subtle but important distinction between "a monster" and "my monster."
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10/10 would listen again
These ladies are HILARIOUS and have made me laugh out loud in public many times. my fav hockey podcast.
Are you looking for a hockey podcast that goes beyond the recitation of stats and game recaps? Do you want to join a community of gently desperate sports fans who both love the game and recognize its inherent ridiculousness? Have you ever wondered whether your favourite hockey player is a regal cat or a big ole' puppy? THIS IS YOUR PODCAST.
Definitely give this podcast a listen.
I listen to this podcast at work and I have to constantly explain to people why I’m laughing or smiling so much! I highly recommend this podcast if you like to laugh!