100 episodes

Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura YMH Studios

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

    Tom Talks Ep. 2 w/ Andrew Yang

    Tom Talks Ep. 2 w/ Andrew Yang

    NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, November 20th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to https://ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now!
    Welcome back to Tom Talks! Former presidential candidate, entrepreneur, and philanthropist Andrew Yang joins Tom Segura in this episode. They discuss Trump exiting office, the differences between left wing and right wing media, universal basic income, what it feels like to run for president, the WWE's anti-union practices, why cash is the answer, and the possibility of Andrew being in Biden's cabinet.

    • 1 hr
    578 - Josh Wolf - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    578 - Josh Wolf - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, November 20th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to https://ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now!
    SPONSORS:
    - Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase
    of a website or domain!
    - Go to Saatva.com/theshit to save $225 on your order
    - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM.
    - Go to LiquidIV.com and enter code "MOM" for 25% off
    - Go to Whoop.com and enter code YOURMOM at checkout to save 15% on your order
    Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House with Hendawg's most recent banger "Queens Above 18." They then discuss their new Joel Osteen Inspiration Cubes and the reviews the mommies have left for the item on Amazon. Jean and Jean watch an angry bald guy, Garth Brooks discussing copyright, a BBW cool guy, an anti-feminist anti-vaxxer, anti-masker,
    some "Horrible or Hilarious" clips and more! They respond to listener emails regarding Nancy Pelosi's 80-year-old sloppers, the "Reese's" pronunciation, and last week's amazing fart video. The Main Mommies also watch update videos from Tony Johns and The King, as well as Fart Simpson's newest prank call.
    Josh Wolf is a comedian, actor, and writer. He joins Tod and Crystal to discuss living in Nashville, the craziest videos on the internet, inappropriate behavior at comedy shows, Hot Ones, and more. He gets introduced to the Sissy of Freemont Street, Charo's fart, and the "Hole in Face" cool guy.

    • 3 hrs 1 min
    Tom Talks Ep. 1 w/ Tony Gonzalez

    Tom Talks Ep. 1 w/ Tony Gonzalez

    NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, November 20th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to https://ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now!
    SPONSORS:
    - When you purchase a three month subscription, Babbel.com will give you 3 additional months for FREE with Promo Code "MOM"
    - Go to Whoop.com and enter code YOURMOM at checkout to save 15% on your order
    - Go to GetQuip.com/MOM to get your first refill FREE!
    Welcome to Tom Talks! Tom Segura is joined by Pro Football Hall of Famer Tony Gonzalez. Tom and Tony discuss freak athletic stories, trash talking, high school football, and how comedians are the freest people. Tom shares videos of some cool coaches with Tony, and Tony reveals what it was like to realize he was going to be in the hall of fame, the best cities to party in, and the first expensive thing he bought.

    • 1 hr 8 min
    577 - Josh Potter - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    577 - Josh Potter - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, November 20th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to https://ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now!
    SPONSORS:
    - Go to Saatva.com/theshit to save $225 on your order
    - Go to Truff.com and use code "MOM" for 10% off your order site-wide.
    - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM.
    - Get 20% off and free shipping at Manscaped.com/MOM
    - Go to GetRoman.com/MOM today and if approved, you’ll get fifteen dollars off your first order of ED treatment.
    WELCOME TO THE YMH NEWS NETWORK! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing the presidential election, and what Donald Trump will do during his remaining 70 days in office. They take a look at televangelist Kenneth Copeland's response to Joe Biden's victory, and cover the Trump press conference that was held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. We also learn that Trump was actually a YMH fan and watch a montage of him discussing jeans. The main mommies discuss CP's Halloween costume, men sitting on women's faces, gay fitness, and familiarize the audience with Tom's sister OMG Maria. Jean and Jean watch an update from the Big Butt Cool Guy, a fart that rivals Charo's, an Australian man give himself a haircut, and more!
    YMH regular and host of the Roach Motel, Josh Potter joins Tom and Christina to discuss edibles and other psychedelics, Alex Trebek's passing, Hunter Biden's cool leaked video, wearing socks in the bedroom, and more! They take a look at some crazy turbulence on a flight, a guy that doesn't like the song "Sweet Caroline," Joel Osteen's inspiration cube, Sean Connery on hitting women, some Steven Seagal-style martial arts, and this week's batch of Christina's TikTok curations.

    • 2 hrs 47 min
    576 - Marc Rebillet - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    576 - Marc Rebillet - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    SPONSORS:
    - Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial & 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain
    - Go to ForHims.com/MOM, get your first visit absolutely free
    - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play
    - Go to Brooklinen.com and use promo code MOM to get 10% off your first order plus free shipping
    - Go to Whoop.com and enter code YOURMOM at checkout to save 15% on your order
    WHAT'S UP THERE CHOMO? Tom Segura and Christina P start out this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing Tom's sister and former YMH-regular OMG Maria who is going to be joining the main mommies for YMH Live 3. They watch videos of a nice guy with a hole in his face, new videos from the 10-12 Benadryl guy and Dan Pena, and a clip from YMH 400 where CP states that she is open to eating Tom's scrum if doctors approve. Jean and Jean also revisit the Megan debate and review listener emails weighing in on it, discuss different dog breeds and what they say about their owners, and the legality of parent/child relations. They call Top Dog to weigh in on this subject.
    Marc Rebillet is electronic musician and YouTuber. He discusses growing up with French parents, performing at drive-in shows, and collaborating with Reggie Watts. Todd and Christine introduce Marc to Fedsmoker, give him a run down of his classics, and play a new video of his from the vault. They also discuss Garth Brooks and watch Garth's YMH hits. They wrap up by looking at this week's batch of Christina's TikTok curations.

    • 2 hrs 49 min
    575 - Pauly Shore - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    575 - Pauly Shore - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    SPONSORS:
    - Go to Theragun.com/MOM RIGHT now and get your Gen 4 Theragun today!
    - Get 20% off and free shipping at Manscaped.com/MOM
    - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM.
    - If you're a homeowner, head to Policygenius.com
    - Policygenius has saved their home and auto insurance customers an average of $1,127 a year! Go to Policygenius.com for more information
    - Go to Talkspace.com or download the app, and use the code YOURMOM to get $100 off your first month!
    - Try Fitbod free for one month when you sign up today at Fitbod.me/mom
    GOOD MORNING MY OVER 18 JEANS! Tom Segura and Christina P start this episode of YMH off by discussing damaged girls, and Tom's experiences with them. They watch a white Black Lives Matter activist explain his use of big words, a prank in which a dude lights his friend on fire, a guy that can crack his peener, The King's message to Christina, a cool women's football coach, a guy that sounds just like Leo and more! They also discuss TikTok superstar Doggface, and respond to listener emails regarding prison pen pals and familial brown smells.
    Pauly Shore is an actor, comedian, and filmmaker. He joins Tom and Christina to discuss traveling to Israel and Moscow, living in Las Vegas, the new Showtime documentary series about the Comedy Store, his time on MTV, and more. He watches a homeless fire hydrant shower, an Australian parking lot fight, a woman trying to get married in Target, and a record number of Christina's TikTok curations.

    • 2 hrs 25 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
1.8K Ratings

1.8K Ratings

coming up in may ,

Following proto

This show truely gets better the more you listen

Featherinit ,

I got a YMH bayBEEEEEEEE

I laughed so hard I started having chest pains! Don’t be stingy, listen to the YMH podcast!

theironmuffin ,

High and tight

Taught me how to feather it 10/10

Top Podcasts In Comedy

Listeners Also Subscribed To

More by YMH Studios