100 episodes

Iguana genius Zamo the Destroyer tells about the world from a cold-blooded perspective.

The Zamo the Destroyer Show » Podcast Feed Pyra Draculea

    • Comedy

Iguana genius Zamo the Destroyer tells about the world from a cold-blooded perspective.

    The Zamo the Destroyer Show #192

    The Zamo the Destroyer Show #192

    After a failed bid to set up Technical Support Monkey with one of the local Hell’s Angels (hey, what’s more ‘outdoorsy’ and ‘bad boy’ than a Hell’s Angel?), Zamo phones up a variety of local tennis clubs and golf courses to inquire about the number of wealthy eligible man monkeys to sell, er, marry off Technical Support Monkey to. Sadly, none of their dress codes seem to allow for Chimpette to wander aimlessly in hooker heels, a tube top, and booty shorts… whether Chimpette wants to dress like that or not is another matter, of course.
    Even worse, Chimpette refuses to learn from Serena Williams’ grunty example how to get a man. So what if you’re not supposed to grunt on the golf course?
    http://zamothedestroyer.com
    http://facebook.com/zamothedestroyer

    • 1 sec
    The Zamo the Destroyer Show #191

    The Zamo the Destroyer Show #191

    Technical Support Monkey continues to defy Zamo’s color preferences by working on a red quilt and worse, Zamo can’t narc on her to Whatsisface Guitar Dude now that he and Technical Support Monkey are done.
    The silver lining is Zamo can now go back to trying to sell her to a Californian with an orange tree, but Technical Support Monkey has her own ideas of how to find a man monkey by taking up golf… despite Zamo’s warnings about the dire consequences of being thought to be a ‘lady golfer.’
    http://zamothedestroyer.com
    http://facebook.com/zamothedestroyer

    • 1 sec
    The Zamo the Destroyer Show #190

    The Zamo the Destroyer Show #190

    It’s been a while since there was a show since Zamo needed to keep shunning Technical Support Monkey for getting all uppity and dyeing her hair red and other crimes against Iguanadom.
    Since the last show, some uppity gecko type lizard at the Butchart Gardens dared tell Zamo to go back to Mexico, which Zamo took offense to since anyone with a half a brain can tell Zamo is actually from God’s country, Colombia. Even worse, Zamo had to spend time in Victoria for Easter and then some embroidery whatever thingy with Technical Support Monkey, and while there, some crackhead stole the silver gazing mirror ball thingy from Chimpette’s front yard that Zamo used to admire Igself in.
    Fortunately Zamo thinks their old neighbor Bob might be just the sort of person who can exact a terrible punishment on the thieves due to Bob’s many travels to terrorist hotspots, despite the cover story about working in the “oil industry.”
    http://zamothedestroyer.com
    http://facebook.com/zamothedestroyer

    • 1 sec
    The Zamo the Destroyer Show #189

    The Zamo the Destroyer Show #189

    It’s April and it’s raining and it’s all Technical Support Monkey’s fault for being as lazy as her supposed Viking cruise ship ancestors, but at least Zamo got to tailwhip her on St. Patrick’s Day for not being green.
    Also, Chimpette lies to Zamo about her roses supposedly being poisonous and she refuses to accept that there are stinky and/or fiery consequences for her lies.
    http://zamothedestroyer.com
    http://facebook.com/zamothedestroyer

    • 1 sec
    The Zamo the Destroyer Show #188

    The Zamo the Destroyer Show #188

    The snow has finally melted and spring is nearly upon us and Technical Support Monkey has been successfully bullied into growing some berries for Zamo. Furthermore, Zamo and Chimpette have figured out a way to work together when Ig gets dragged down to go shopping, all of which could be avoided if only Chimpette would make Whatsisface Guitar Dude fetch her stupid flowerpots instead.
    In other news, Georgie can’t take the shunning hint, and Georgie and Pierre are moving to the Cow Named Chan Valley, much to Zamo’s dismay.
    And Technical Support Monkey lets it slip that Georgie might not have been totally honest with Zamo about real estate profits.
    http://zamothedestroyer.com
    http://facebook.com/zamothedestroyer

    • 1 sec
    The Zamo the Destroyer Show #187

    The Zamo the Destroyer Show #187

    No show for the last few weeks as Zamo has been on strike due to the snowstorms which have been sent by an angry god to punish Technical Support Monkey for watching YouTube videos on Mount Everest, even though Chimpette insists she didn’t start watching until after the snow started.
    In other news, Mr. Hydell insisted on watching football when Iggy wanted to watch crocodiles eating zebras.
    Chimps, man… but at least Technical Support Monkey was finally forced to admit Zamo was right about her terrible paint color choices, at least in terms of the red studio paint.
    http://zamothedestroyer.com
    http://facebook.com/zamothedestroyer

    • 1 sec

Top Podcasts In Comedy