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The most Outrageous Advice podcast you've ever heard.

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The most Outrageous Advice podcast you've ever heard.

    The Tooth Fairy Murder (Erica's Fav)

    The Tooth Fairy Murder (Erica's Fav)

    Erica picks her favorite while we are all on vacation...


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    • 1 hr 16 min
    Who Gets Eaten First?

    Who Gets Eaten First?

    Keywords
    family, health, strip clubs, international trips, death, random thoughts, eulogies, life expectancy, quality of life, sex room, Taylor Dane, fathers, smoking, apocalypse, cannibalism, hypothetical scenarios, 150th episode, listener's favorite episode, milestones, banter, husband, Chiefs, Super Bowl, child's birth, truth, placenta, eating placenta, oral sex, Trump, Biden, humor, bodily fluids, taste, period, deep fakes, cheating, AI, porn, misinformation, deep fakes, analog media, coworker, declined lunch, banter, well wishes
    Sound Bites
    "He's going to get hungry, and then he's going to want to know where your mom's at.""She's been battling this for like a month.""What the fuck?""No. Yeah, that's interesting.""I love Mesh.""If our professional association was the sum total of our association, he would have been a major factor in my life.""It was so fucking delicious.""That was sexy!""Yeah, it works. Timmy T works.""How can I get the truth out of him?""You don't. Because you know the truth. You just want to hear what you want to hear.""This guy could do a lot better.""Can you do it again? Greetings, bad council cast.""Placenta latte.""Corn placenta hash.""You can do it, do it, do it, do it""Diarrhea is pretty gross""The clitoris is actually shaped like a wishbone""Maybe the whole deep fake thing results in a resurgence of analog media""Maybe she's an angry man-hating lesbian""Maybe she felt like you were hitting on her"

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    • 1 hr 46 min
    Flocking and Rocking

    Flocking and Rocking

    Keywordsconcert, disappointment, Indigo Girls, Hozier, Weezer, Doobie Brothers, Talking Heads, Stop Making Sense, music, artists, age, volunteering, Rob Ford, John Belushi, Tom Petty, Jeff Lynn, Birkenstock shoes, popularity, aesthetics, lesbians, preferences, stereotypes, misconceptions, instructional videos, cunnilingus, embarrassing stories, high school crushes, prank calls, failed relationships, voyeurism, exhibitionism, exhibitionism, sociopathy, lack of empathy, right and wrong, manipulation, revenge, sociopathy, traits, lack of empathy, lying, sense of superiority, AI manipulation, deepfake, relationships, dating show, anger, psychopathy
    Sound Bites
    "I give them one more song. If they play one more song that I don't know and then the next song isn't one of my five, we're out of here.""Do you guys like concerts of artists you've seen before and loved, or do you like to see new artists?""Stop Making Sense is widely considered one of the best concert films ever.""Yeah, yeah, I don't know what you mean man. Yeah, yeah.""What was that guy's name, the mayor? Rob Ford, man.""Yeah, cocaine. Just all three of them, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine.""They wish we were their parents.""It was the shoes.""She was actually the girl I moved from Ohio without telling.""I'm out.""I must have called her phone, I don't know, in the course of high school a thousand times.""Wow, a thousand times. That's like creepy, creepy stalker.""Yeah, they're exhibitionists.""I a little, a little, I, you know, I, I, I did get money, ⁓ but, ⁓ no, I, I, I just, I mean, my dad, ⁓ I remember one time one of my sisters told another sister and we all got in trouble because we told on our family.""She had this wheelbarrow that she kept near the window, and if I stood in it, on my tiptoes. ⁓""Sense of superiority in being extremely opinionated""Having trouble with the law, authority, or rule following""A marked departure from measured thoughtful reason to increasingly anti-social advice and personal behavior""Everything's gonna become a deep fake. Everything is fucking deepfakeable at this point, right?""They take the person's like boyfriend, girlfriend, spouse, and they ⁓ have like, they, they superimpose their face over like someone else's image, having sex or making out with another person.""That's crazy, right? Yeah, like if I got mad at you because I had a bad dream about you and I woke up and I wanted to like stab you."Participate
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    • 1 hr 40 min
    How To Win A Street Fight

    How To Win A Street Fight

    • 1 hr 38 min
    The Wife Swappin' Blues

    The Wife Swappin' Blues

    Keywords:
    gummies, stamina, intimate moments, childhood crushes, TV characters, perception, foreplay, attractiveness, preferences, celebrities, resemblance, 4/20, comedy shows, musicals, collaboration, rap, rock, funny anecdotes, 4/20, chores, stoned, scary documentary, nuclear testing, games, tattoo contest, coworker, divorce, tattoos, funny tattoos, strange tattoos, 80s music, Sister Christian, losing virginity, songs, music, 80s, 90s, trade, relationships, infidelity, podcast, movies, cancer, death, personal experiences, Mad Max, Trainspotting
    Sound Bites
    "With Tantra and Stamina, we went for at least three hours today.""Are you done yet? Let's go.""Did you ever do edging where you tried to get close and then back off?""Silver spoons, that was it, yeah.""Katie looks more like Janet from 3's Company""Yeah, we're number two. So we try harder.""Don't you get stoned doing the chores? Aren't chores so much better when you're stoned?""We detonated a thousand nuclear bombs in our country""I have an opportunity to fuck her""Can you imagine being on a third or fourth date and you finally, you know, you get to it and you're doing some doggy style and you're looking down and there's some other guy's name right there?""What the hell is Sister Christian even about?""I lost my virginity at the church. I had, I lost my virginity before that. But it's great if she thinks that.""Oh, I was saying back to life, back to reality.""Fritz Peterson, Yankees pitcher who was involved in an unusual quote unquote trade dies at 82.""Jojo, oh no!""Fuck you, cancer.""That karma, oh thank god it missed me.""Even Joe is surprised that he's still alive."Participate
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    • 1 hr 26 min
    Hiding The Sex Swing From The Kids

    Hiding The Sex Swing From The Kids

    Sound Bites
    "The algorithm rewards accounts that are very similar.""The warm weather in Florida keeps the crazies outside.""Many people from our hometown have had limited life experiences.""We eat most of our meals in bed""Craftmatic: Slowly lowering the bed as the food digests""Using a hanging chair to hide a sex swing""Technically ketamine is a horse tranquilizer.""You cannot get quaaludes anymore. They stopped making them.""Getting the cops involved is always the worst thing to do.""Any sexual activity? There's some people who get off on some pretty mundane shit, right?""Okay, next question. Team, I need your help navigating a contentious issue with my wife.""You should just get every time she drives, you just completely f****d up in the passenger seat.""She's not gonna park with him in the car again. I'm just telling you that. Well, he fucked up.""Your relationship's over. So pretty much, yeah, I actually don't apologize. Don't do anything. You're done.""Can you believe they did that? It's fucking Easter.""Do you ever think about monetary policy? Well, let me tell you a little bit.""Yeah, I used to cheat at shoots and ladders, you know, but just to make it go faster because I hated that game so much.""No, no, no."Participate
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    Keywords
    Instagram algorithms, Florida stereotypes, hometown experiences, mountain biking, eating in bed, adjustable bed, illness, sinus infection, sex swing, hiding in plain sight, bananas, ripeness, animal medications, drugs, family member, pet abuse, conservative Christian beliefs, sexual activities, parallel parking, contentious issues, relationships, advice, humor, parking etiquette, relationship dynamics, Joe Biden, Trans Day of Visibility, dance lessons, monetary policy, acting, confronting, betting, sports
    Chapters
    00:00Introduction and Starting with the Most Boring
    07:03The Impact of Leaving Your Hometown
    15:46The Thrills and Risks of Mountain Biking
    30:10Addressing Concerns about Pet Abuse
    36:34Nostalgia for the Drug Culture of the Past
    43:36Navigating Contentious Issues
    53:36Using Humor to Diffuse Tense Situations
    01:03:39Katie's Dance Lessons: A Humorous Journey
    01:11:23False Claims and Challenging Conversations


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    • 1 hr 22 min

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