13 min
Starslyderz: Episode 8 Starslyderz
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- TV & Film
FINALLY, the Internationally acclaimed, award-winning, cinematic MASTERPIECE is available on iTunes. For FREE! Optimized for iPhone and iPod Touch, and painstakingly re-edited into a THRILLING episodic serial format, the greatest film ever made can now be yours anytime, anywhere. Featuring the ridiculously amazing music of ESTRADASPHERE as well as tripped-out ZOOPY puppets, STARSLYDERZ is 100% guaranteed to make you ruin your pants out of sheer JOY! VARIETY: “An impressive home-made camp epic that blows away lame Troma-style efforts. Cult status is assured!” SAN FRANCISCO BAY GUARDIAN: “A giddy campsterpiece! Michael Bay will never, EVER equal the achievement of Starslyderz, an intergalactic adventure made with about 1/7500th of Transformers’ total budget, and several megatons the awesomeness.” FANTASIA FILM FESTIVAL: “ A triumph of good intentions, good ideas, and good old-fashioned chutzpah over any budgetary adversity.” DEAD CHANNELS FILM FESTIVAL: “The greatest backyard movie ever made!” LOST FILM FESTIVAL: “Indescribably amazing! Do not miss this!” THIS ONE FAT KID WE MET: "It's kind of like if Star Wars and Star Trek and GI Joe and He Man and Voltron took a bunch of acid and had a trippy psychedelic LSD sex orgy, and then nine months later, the bastard baby that resulted smoked a whole lotta the ganja weed from an anime porn bong, and then decided to watch Adult Swim all night long. Only funnier."
FINALLY, the Internationally acclaimed, award-winning, cinematic MASTERPIECE is available on iTunes. For FREE! Optimized for iPhone and iPod Touch, and painstakingly re-edited into a THRILLING episodic serial format, the greatest film ever made can now be yours anytime, anywhere. Featuring the ridiculously amazing music of ESTRADASPHERE as well as tripped-out ZOOPY puppets, STARSLYDERZ is 100% guaranteed to make you ruin your pants out of sheer JOY! VARIETY: “An impressive home-made camp epic that blows away lame Troma-style efforts. Cult status is assured!” SAN FRANCISCO BAY GUARDIAN: “A giddy campsterpiece! Michael Bay will never, EVER equal the achievement of Starslyderz, an intergalactic adventure made with about 1/7500th of Transformers’ total budget, and several megatons the awesomeness.” FANTASIA FILM FESTIVAL: “ A triumph of good intentions, good ideas, and good old-fashioned chutzpah over any budgetary adversity.” DEAD CHANNELS FILM FESTIVAL: “The greatest backyard movie ever made!” LOST FILM FESTIVAL: “Indescribably amazing! Do not miss this!” THIS ONE FAT KID WE MET: "It's kind of like if Star Wars and Star Trek and GI Joe and He Man and Voltron took a bunch of acid and had a trippy psychedelic LSD sex orgy, and then nine months later, the bastard baby that resulted smoked a whole lotta the ganja weed from an anime porn bong, and then decided to watch Adult Swim all night long. Only funnier."
13 min