The Worst Movie Ever Made Robert Scucci

What can we tell you about Xanadu that you don't already know. Nothing... because after watching this movie, and then talking about it for roughly 90 minutes, we're still not sure what happened. Rob had a button that played RUSH songs on his sound board, and he didn't get murdered by Chris and Bob, which is evidenced by him typing this diatribe.



Xanadu, here we go:



Skating specter seduces Sonny and a senior citizen simultaneously! Cost-cutting cartoon for correct chronological conclusion! Successfully suckering a senior out of his savings! Declaring disco den dead for desperate divine devotion! Stealing someone’s cycle then smashing into something (wanton destruction of private property)! Fantasy fodder! Artists making a living (kind of)! Super sad city skating sequence with Sonny, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made.



We're doing another Dennis Rodman Movie Next week. Stay tuned to find out which one!



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Did the gang mess up their calendar synchronization? Because Rob has good reason to believe that Dr. Giggles should have been dissected on good movie week! Hi, Rob breaking the fourth wall here. Chris and Bob hate me, and I've never been happier with myself. Let's get giggled!



Jaded junior jams on jive jokes while jabbing and jolting Jennifer! Cardiac crimes including killing kids and co opting their cadavers! Blocking your buddies in an abandoned bedroom! Lingerie larceny (left in luggage, looks luscious?)!Loudly loving in your little lady’s living space! Daddy’s snazz on the side! Mentally impaired moaning maniacs! The Butty Putty Man? Eye heaving! Time-padding flashbacks! Ultimate Jizzbee! Bowls of Balmy Breyers, and much, much more no this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!



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We're not here to talk about the 2016 Jennifer Anniston romantic comedy that has an 8% on Rotten Tomatoes. We're here to talk about the 1980 Charles Kaufman revenge thriller of the same name that surprisingly has a much higher score despite... lots of issues. You'll just have to tune in to find out exactly what those issues are. In the meantime, here's the rundown!

Rapey rubes run around ruining roommate’s restful respite! One woman wields the word taco in the movie! Riga-more-kiss? Locking lips with your besties limp lady body! Wanton destruction of small business! Hi-tailing it on the hick whose hut is all higglety pigglety! New Jersey bayou backwoods bodega blunders! Strangulation surprise by slouch of a sex partner! Festooning your fucked up friend with foliage! Nude shoot no-nos? Beer can counts that don't compute! TV turkey carver combo kills, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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We finally found The Worst Movie Ever Made... holy shit! We'll keep doing the show though, but know that we're never gonna top this.



Torgo touches torsos and triceps trying to tease a tryst! Dummy-thicc ricket knees! Obvious and off putting overdubbing! Telling teetering Torgo to take your travel bags!Fuck this family but fuck this feeble-minded father especially! Wily window-watching wizard and peeping Torgo the pajama peeker! Torgo touching dormant temple temptresses! Personal piano slaves, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!



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Welcome to season 48 of The Worst Movie Ever Made! Time to talk about Jean-Claude Van Damme, one of our favorite podcast mainstays. This week, we talk about 1996's The Quest, which is about a guy who does stuff that's irrelevant, and then becomes heavyweight champ or something.



Basic burglar befriends Bond before brawling with a bevy of bruisers but barely benefits! Making multiple movies mirroring each other! Stilted jester connection! Rob's Benoit/Dubois conundrum! Indefinite instructions, ball bashing, and literal murder! Mongolian nipple flicks (bean dip!)! Oriental orientation in need of reorienting! Chris quits on capped kids when cops come! Shout-out to Schlitz! Wanton destruction of dinner table! Gold dragon getaway blimps, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!



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*blows into conch shell*



GOOD MOVIE WEEK!



The Running Man... yeah!



Felon friends flee and fight five frightening followers! Orwellian execution! Chainsaws to the cock! Fun prison break! Richard Dawson! Whitman, Price, and Haddad! Futuristic fake film editing! “I’ll be back” sandwiches! Quivering bloody sushi? Combat cold cuts, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!



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