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This is Toyland, the worlds best show with your hosts Frank the Cow and Bill the Fish. They live in the same apartment building in Toyland and talk about whatever they want in a desperate attempt to become famous.

Toyland The World's Best Show Kris Skovmand

    • Impro-Comedy

This is Toyland, the worlds best show with your hosts Frank the Cow and Bill the Fish. They live in the same apartment building in Toyland and talk about whatever they want in a desperate attempt to become famous.

    DEAD GRANDMA // SPACE FUNERAL!

    DEAD GRANDMA // SPACE FUNERAL!

    Bill's Grandmother is dead!  Frank is going to send her into space for the worl'd very first space funeral.  Death is a difficult subject, especially for Frank who cannot deal with feelings except through weird performance art and horrendous eulogies.

    • 13 Min.
    HIP HOP!

    HIP HOP!

    Everything you need to know about Hip Hop AND Frank and Bill get possessed by the spirits of the Wu Tang, MC Hammer and rap for you guys.  This ends up in them getting in a bunch of trouble.  We're talking guns, cocaine, marijuana cigarettes and more illegal activities.
     

    • 7 Min.
    NO REGRETS! w. MIA KHALIFA (pornstar) and LANCE ARMSTRONG (Doper)

    NO REGRETS! w. MIA KHALIFA (pornstar) and LANCE ARMSTRONG (Doper)

    Today we take a look at an article featuring Mia Khalifa, ex-pornstar and Lance Armstrong, tour De France Winner and infamous doper.  We talk about NO REGRETS!  We talk about Nyan Cat, America, ISIS, and the patriarchy!  GOD BLESS PODCASTING!

    • 11 Min.
    ILLEGAL ALIENS!

    ILLEGAL ALIENS!

    Aliens come in U.F.O's to Toyland everyday and try to get green cards and visas.  We sit down with a real life Alien from the planet "PORTUGAL" and talk about the meaning of life, the American Dream and anal probes. Is Miguel proof that there is life on other planets?  Or is he just a 59 year old grown man from Portugal?  You decide.
    Things to study:  Illegal Aliens, immigrants, Trump's Wall, Politics, Foreigners (not the band), Racism, Roswell and Ronald Raegan.
     
    Good-bye!
     

    • 10 Min.
    #metoo with Aly Raisman, Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump

    #metoo with Aly Raisman, Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump

    Today on Toyland we get sidetracked off of Dinosaurs and instead talk about Aly Raisman and her naked pictures in sports illustrated swimsuit edition.  What has Frank been doing with that magazine?  Is he not aware of the #metoo movement?  We also talk about how a pornstar called Stormy Daniels had sex with Donald Trump.  Bill Clinton plays the saxophone and Frank gets a heavy dose of political correctness.  Hopefully he will be able to drop his masturbation to hot political topics and finally become a respectful member of society...but I doubt it.

    • 10 Min.
    BE SINCERE!

    BE SINCERE!

    It's February, God it's cold!  Welcome once again to the world's best show.  Today Frank and Bill talk about SINCERITY- a scarce comedy in this cynical world, growing a podcast and a following, and  sing a song that is so sincere it's going to make you uncomfortable.  They do this because...they forgot to prepare content.
    We love you Toylanders!  Rate us and subscribe and send us an email at toylandpodcast@gmail.com

    • 7 Min.

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