Segment City Will Kane and Theo Tsapakos

Everyone dreams of attaining eternal glory. This can come in many forms, perhaps winning a major battle, or inventing the next life saving device. Or maybe all it takes is snapping a photo of a single small bird. 
This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss how life seems to slow down after listening to podcasts on 2x speed. Will has a story of a man who wrote the book on comedy and we’re here to judge the results. Will also has a report of which countries have the most prison escapes by helicopter. Theo brings a news report of fake pandas in a Chinese zoo, and how one man’s bird photo has made him the messiah of the birding community.
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“Now just to make sure my AI knows my most intimate preferences so that it can date other people’s AI and find my perfect match… ‘If you don’t have a dump truck ass don’t apply.’ That should do it!”
This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about Will’s embarrassing wader situation, the problem with glass ketchup bottles, what movies would be the funniest to be remade within the Cars Universe, Doritos collaboration with Mountain Dew to create a new Baja Fiery Mango soda based chip flavor, the story of the crossdressing spy Shi Pei Pu who embroiled a French diplomat in a complex espionage plot, Bumble’s new AI concierge service that will allow your AI to go on dates with other people’s AI concierges to figure out compatibility. 

Japan has a mascot for everything. Like literally, everything. A Jacuzzi faucet mascot? Check. One for the municipal train system? Check. A colon mascot to get your excited for your colonoscopy? You better believe that’s a check.
This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss a wide range of topics, starting with Marvel movies and their ongoing listlessness. Will brings up the question of different media that should have clicked, but for some reason just doesn’t. He’s also got an investigation into mascot culture in Japan.
Theo has a review of Pancake breakfast ramen and runs Will through the recent Drake versus Kendrick rap beef.
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“Time to get ready for my shower! I have my towel, my luffa, and of course, my lemon! I can’t wait to be sparkling clean (with a little pulp)! WAIT! Where’s my lemon?! Hopefully this lime will be an ok substitute…”
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about strange TV commercials, what is the future of fast food, the nasty Japanese restaurant that shapes rice balls with young women’s armpits (presumably for perverts), Will tells us how to (maybe?) clean yourself with only a lemon instead of traditional soap, the kidnapping of Charlie Chaplin’s corpse by two idiot mechanics, and Will reads us the descriptions of the “Big Burly Romance Series” by Cassi Hart all based on different manly professions such as cowboy, oil rig worker, and blacksmith.
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Birds. You know them. You love them. But have you ever thought about trying to catch them all? Some say if you do, you are granted the title of Ultimate Bird Nerd for all eternity.
This week on the podcast Theo has a breakdown of Everything Bagel with Cream Cheese Ramen, and Will has an amazing tale of a group of extreme birders who attempt to see as many birds in a day as they can. From meticulously planning their route over the year all the way through the 24 hour sprint of a day, we’ll bring you through the whole story!
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Can a man get limbs blown off, had his eye taken out, and escape a POW camp well into his old age? Only if you are the most daredevil soldier who ever lived! Join us this week and you to can realize what a baby you really are!This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about “Boondock’s Saints”, a write in stupid thought about headlights being car’s eyes, Pringle’s collaboration with Crocs including a new flavor and a Pringle’s holster, how Chilean TV integrated a beer ad for Cerveza Cristal into Star Wars, and how Sir Adrian Carton de Wiart (aka “The Unkillable Soldier”) threw himself into not one, not two, but THREE wars during his lifetime and somehow survived them all, and opened water bottles cause itching?
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