The Got Milk Plot with Carl Tart Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Does milk do a body good? Or is it basically poison being sold to us by an evil cabal of farmers, government officials, and Manhattan ad guys? You decide dear listener!! Carl Tart is back on the pod and he's got a piping hot theory about everyone's favorite calcium! Is the MILK campaign being used to sell off extra cow products by the US governemnt? Is the dairy industry actually DEADLY? Are soy-boys real? Why is Michael Bay involved? Find out all this and more! Also, sorry to all camels.