MCU Rehash: Guardians 1 & 2 Earth's Mightiest Fangirls

A few years ago, when we were but wee podcasters, we did our due diligence and talked about Guardians of the Galaxy, Volumes 1 & 2. However, they were bad episodes. We've always wanted to go back and rehash them, and-- it's a bit late, but oh well-- with Volume 3 out decided it was the perfect time. Turns out, we still didn't have that much to say...