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Kill Every Monster is an award-winning Dungeons and Dragons podcast about every monster in the manual. Co-hosts Dylan and Aram are joined by a guest for a DM-deep-dive into a classic D&D monster. The first part is a discussion, and the second is a one-shot actual play where our guest takes on the role of the monster.
Dungeons & Dragons is many things to many people, but at its heart lies a system that rewards players for killing monsters. In each episode we ask three central questions:
What is this creature?
Are they really a monster?
How would you change them in Dungeons and Dragons?
Each episode of Kill Every Monster is a contained story, so you never have to worry about being caught up or listening out of order. Pick any monster you like and dive right in!
The show is free and available anywhere you get your podcasts. We are supported by listeners like you via Patreon where you can get ad-free versions of each episode a week early, and Patreon-exclusive bonus episodes like our DM Notes and and Cutting Room Floor series.
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*PREVIEW* Cutting Room Floor: Dragon Turtle
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CAST
Dylan Malenfant: Co-producer, Gamemaster
Aram Vartian: Co-producer, Editor
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Dragon Turtle
The Monster Manual states that Dragon Turtles are “among the most fearsome creatures of the oceans. As large and voracious as the oldest of its land-based dragon kin, a dragon turtle strikes with its deadly jaws, steaming breath, and crushing tail.”
We are joined by Glaiza.
Glaiza—whose pronouns are they/he—is a person with many hats. They are a podcast host, a writer and an award-winning TTRPG player. They hail from the Philippines, Brunei, Korea, Cambodia, San Diego California and now currently live somewhere in Portland Oregon. They’re currently the guide to the longest running Monster Care Squad Actual Play: From the Library. And not to brag - but the creator of said game called it “The best monster care squad stream”.
Dragon Turtle art by Ben Sigas.
CAST
Dylan Malenfant: Co-producer, Gamemaster
Aram Vartian: Co-producer, Editor
MUSIC
"A Truly Powerful Force" by NC Music
"Oceanic Adventure" by Bonnie Grace
"From the Dust" by Jon Björk
"Pacific Journey" by Edward Karl Hanson
"Commence Orbit" by Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen
"A World Beyond" by Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen
"Harbel" by Rayo Z
"Night of the Yakuza" by Sight of Wonders
"Not Today" by Hampus Naeselius
"To Pirate Cove" by Adriel Fair
"They Sold Their Souls" by Bonnie Grace
"Final Target in Sight" by Trailer Worx
"Cataclysm" by Dream Cave
"This Is Our Land" by Bonnie Grace
"Rise" by Hampus Naeselius
"Alpha Squad" by Hampus Naeselius
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*PREVIEW* Cutting Room Floor: Djinni
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CAST
Dylan Malenfant: Co-producer, Gamemaster
Aram Vartian: Co-producer, Editor
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Djinni
The Monster Manual describes jinni as “rare elemental creatures out of stories and legend. Only a few can be found on the Material Plane. The rest reside on the Elemental Planes, where they rule from lavish palaces.”
We are joined by Noordin Ali Kadir.
"Noordin, whose pronouns are he/him, is based out of Toronto and is a prolific tabletop game writer, performer and consultant. You may of read his words in Jiangshi, Blood on the Banquet Hall, Mnemonic: A Weaver's Almanac, and the upcoming Into the Mother Lands. You may have seen him in Actual Play productions like GUDIYA, The Atomless, My First Dungeon's Wildsea and many, many more. Find him online @WerewolfFeels because yes, he is an actual werewolf."
CAST
Dylan Malenfant: Co-producer, Gamemaster
Aram Vartian: Co-producer, Editor
MUSIC
"A Truly Powerful Force" by NC Music
"Dancing Fingers" by Palace on Wheels
"Paris in Spring" by Trabant 33
"The Sands of Time" by Rymdklang Soundtracks
"Fadfada" by Ali Sabah
"Taoudenni" by Rymdklang Soundtracks
"Hanin" by Ali Sabah
"Ghawazee" by Yinon Muallem
"This Was Fun" by Gavin Luke
"Egyptology" by Sight of Wonders
"Urban Chant" by Joseph Beg
"Desert Winds" by Jon Sumner
"Devil's Disgrace" by Deskant
"El Khalil" by Rymdklang Soundtracks
"Face the Current" by Shekufeh Pariab
"Boyant" by Shekufeh Pariab
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ENnie Awards Submission 2024
For the 2024 ENnie Awards, we have submitted clips from the Beholder and Owlbear episodes from Season 4, staring Zac and Izzy.
Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?
EPISODES
Owlbear, March 4 2023
Beholder, March 18, 2023
CAST
Dylan Malenfant: Co-producer, Gamemaster
Aram Vartian: Co-producer, Editor
MUSIC
"A Truly Powerful Force" by NC Music
"Primitive Traces" by JH Coleman
"Last Level Pt. 2" by Heyson
"Mysterious Figures" by J.F. Gloss
"The Prophecy" by Howard Harper-Barnes
"The Protagonist" by Howard Harper-Barnes
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*PREVIEW* Cutting Room Floor: Displacer Beast
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CAST
Dylan Malenfant: Co-producer, Gamemaster
Aram Vartian: Co-producer, Editor
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