Sonic The Comic The Podcast Dave Bulmer and Chris McFeely

Are YOU yellower-ey? Are you crunklier? Do you want to go to bed, but want to listen to STCTP? Well why not listen to STCTP, THEN go to bed! This fortnight we get into a tiff over Tails again, Johnny reveals himself, we go to Somerfield for a kiss, Dave honks the horn of Maths, and we get right to the top o' the 'ead of the thing.

It's our BUMPER like a sonic's bumper FIFTH BIRTHDAY EPISODE! So we brought in arch-Archist Tracy to help us celebrate, along with YOU LOT. One big huge Sonic story to end the year-long saga (and a Decap), plus Tracey's brought a bag of japes with him.

Sonic fights Robotnik across every reality, Decap's got bats in its basement, and... Ok, look. I apologise for the Diary Zone this fortnight. We go on such a flight of whimsy across the Diary Zone that it takes up an unconscionable amount of the show, but you'll like it, because it's funny. We share exam cheating stories, bang. We talk about stuff we watched on telly while we had unusual time off to revise. Bong. The time I do the biggest Mr Beaning yet. Bing. We find out that a fansite I visit in the diary is still there and we sign the guestbook. Beng? Bung. Anyway look, I've had too high a workload recently to do my usual chop-down of the section, but it's Good Content! There's like three title drops just in the diary zone! You'll like it. You'll like it!! won't happen again.

Birds, like a bird's birds this issue as we enjoy a world without Sonic the Hedgehog. Plus! Why are Chris and Dave having a big barney about what "free" means this fortnight? What is Mrs. Robotnik's most striking feature? And what would it be extremely cool if STC always did? Look back exactly one STC ago with us to 1988, and find out.

Amy's origin story! Jelly Tots For Men! Everyone's eyes are kindof bonkers-googly about this exciting episode! Robotnik returns, and in the Diary Zone, we find out what Dave did between diaries, and you'll have to get your anti-cringe coat on because ooff

Welcome, Residents, to the Digital Age! Degauss those screens and wac 'om on the computer desk because it's time for a bit of binary finery. ALSO: When is the Vernal Equinox? How do we consult the Good Folk? Belching with rage! Secret poo! How to speak zombie A brief explanation of Jimmy Nail! And VIOLENCE in the Diary Zone!