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Lyin' Dog-faced Pony Soldier
The final presidential debate between President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden took place last night and Kirk is ready to declare a winner. Kirk and Steve get into the best and worst moments for the candidates and the media. The show consults a local pet store to see whether we can arrange a coyote order. Drama at Barstool HQ as Rico Bosco lets slip to Portnoy and Big Cat that he's got a private group of fans that he uses to slime other Barstool personalities (0:38:00). Minihane v. Portnoy relations seem to have reached a calm and amiable point, but Kirk wonders when the next spot of trouble will arrive (0:44:30).
Shaking Hands with the Milkman
By now we've all heard the "grim" tale of CNN Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin. The arch-Trump critic and quasi-celebrity exposed himself to colleagues during a Zoom meeting while masturbating. As the Internet laughed at Toobin's misfortune, Peter Zimmerman, a Professor of History of Education at Penn GSE, got to work on an op-ed for the New York Daily News defending Toobin against the anti-masturbation taboos of post-Enlightenment Western Civilization. Prof. Zimmerman joins us today (0:20:00). Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani is left explaining an awkward situation about Sacha Baron Cohen's new Borat flick caught released some... odd footage. Big Cat joins the show to exchange apologies with Kirk (1:15:00).
Darren Rovell says he's willing to come on the show and address Kirk's allegations of cuntiness, but only under certain conditions. President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani says he's uncovered images of child pornography on what is alleged to be Hunter Biden's abandoned laptop, which he has now turned over to the Delaware State Police (0:07:00). Add Gilligan's Island to the list of treasured Americana content that now has to come with a trigger warning lest today's audience become offended (0:17:00). A tragic loss over at the Kirk Minihane Network (0:35:00).
Commander Minihane rallies the Minifan Troops to help us help the Florence VFW by taking part in the live show raffle (link at the bottom of the description). CNN legal analyst and New Yorker columnist Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended after he was allegedly caught masturbating on camera during a Zoom meeting with some colleagues; Kirk gets into Toobin's unchivalrous history (0:07:30). With a vitally important mid-pandemic election just weeks away, the Boson Globe is out with perhaps the most important piece of journalism in the paper's history (0:30:30). Muj, the guy who quit Barstool Sports via an iPhone note this summer, has resurfaced on Sofia Franklyn's new podcast to take credit for all the success of Call Her Daddy (0:46:00). Intern Justin's Star Wars watch along party last night has Kirk pondering the future of the Kirk Minihane Network.
Bad news... The Commonwealth of Massachusetts has informed us that the headcount for the upcoming VFW show on Nov. 8 will be 45, not 100. Nonetheless, the raffle tickets go on sale today at noon. Check the KMS twitter account for details. A former intern for the show has done something that really pisses Kirk off (0:15:30). The mainstream media continue to ignore the New York Post expose on the Biden family enterprise. Locally, we've discovered that Boston Mayor Marty Walsh's grand plan for Meth Mile was to relocate it about 1/4 mile from where it used to be (0:26:00). Controversy attends Steve's decision to enlist Intern Justin as a call screener.
Here's to You Mrs. Robinson
President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden faced off last night in dueling network town halls. While Trump was grilled for sixty minutes about white supremacy, qanon, and retweets by a hostile Savannah Guthrie, Biden spun fables about his dad's progressive wisdom with George Stephanopoulos. Kirk and Steve react to both broadcasts and the continuing trickle of news from Hunter Biden's laptop. The VFW show is coming together and sales for raffle tickets will soon be open. (0:40:30). Plus: One lucky Minifan will get the opportunity to win a ticket by performing a simple chore. Steve is being blackmailed by an anonymous Minifan, so he tries to get out ahead of the news and release damning information from his high school year book on his own (0:57:00).