Therapy Gecko Lyle Drescher

An “amateur astronomer” explains why he is immobilized with anxiety due to the vastness of the cosmos.

Later I talk to a clown enthusiast about e-bikes and his bathroom, a caller shares how medically approved ketamine therapy changed his life, and a final caller tells me how this podcast inspired him to join the Pokemon card community.

Can I use your pool? I am a gecko.

A caller tells his story of illegally immigrating into the US from El Salvador, and why he is debating moving back home.

Later a caller worries her line of work may ruin her family dynamic and a final caller tries to move to Australia after surviving cancer.

Look away. I am a gecko.

A janitor calls in to tell me about the upward trajectory their life has taken despite their turbulent upbringing.

Afterwards I talk to a Five Below cashier about to clock in, a caller trying to navigate the universe, and then I take a series of one minute calls because it is my show and I can do what I want.

I must now return to counting these rocks. I am a gecko.

A caller is kind of stalked by a former flame who accuses him of being a serial killer. But it is chill.

Afterwards an Uber driver explains why they rejected a viral art career and a final caller attempts to navigate office small talk.

I hope you can make it to the cook out. I am a gecko.

Conversations with an avid collector of human skulls, a caller who is injecting dark web testosterone, a guy who spoke to demons through a Family Guy episode, a person who feels they deserve their clogged toilet, and a League of Legends player who would rather continue playing than talk to me. Which I get because it was ranked. 

It is time to never go outside ever again. I am a gecko. (Originally released as a bonus episode on 11/26/23)

We talk to two separate callers who were both given the same decision of whether to choose their girlfriend or video games.

Then a final caller tells us how he regrets using his Make-A-Wish wish on colored pencils.

It could all potentially be okay maybe. I am a gecko.