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We read a quarter of this book and nothing happens! We get mostly warfare this episode, with Roran departing to break a siege with boats. Meanwhile, Eragon f***s around, heals a baby again but does it good this time, and pines for Arya.

Episode Notes
Welcome back! We finished Brisingr, and decided we may as well tell you about it. There was a firetruck idling outside Nora's window for the first ten minutes, so please excuse the weird sound for that portion. But now we move on to even more family reveals, lore drops, and Eragon and Arya absolutely wiping the floor with a boss monster.

Next episode, we're reading the first chunk of Inheritance, ending with "Interregnum."

Episode Notes
We're back yet again! This week: Eragon's sicko mom, dwarf politics, Roran's Killstreak, and more! Do YOU remember the eye colors of all your favorite characters?

Next week we finish Brisingr! We're reading "Word of Wisdom" through "Sunrise"!

Yknow, this episode would be contraband in the world of Equilibrium (2002). Don't laugh or Taye Diggs will show up at your house to set your anime figurines on fire

Episode Notes
We're back! Scheduling has been a bit fraught lately but that will not save you from hearing us chat about dragons and their riders!

Next week we'll be reading "Whispers in the Night" through "Ascension."

Episode Notes
After a brief delay, we begin our time with Brisingr, or The Seven Promises of Eragon Shadeslayer and Saphira Bjartskular. In this first episode, we fulfill one of those very promises: to take vengeance on the Ra'zac for the murder of Eragon's uncle, and Roran's father. We also see some weird racist stuff with Nasuada, a touching evening of friendship between Eragon and Arya, and a bunch of weird magic shit. We are so back.