This is the podcast Pippo Inzaghi would listen to, because it's about football/soccer by two men/idiots who love nothing more than goals. And just like the world's favorite Italian they have little actual skill. Join them as they give you insight/useless mutterings that you'll remember for the rest of your lives/day.
New Season, same old shit, we kinda go through or predicted table then think we're running out of time, only to waste the last 5 minutes on Southampton.
Mbappe and Davies Collide
Will the space time continuum be ruptured? Or do they play on opposite sides of the pitch and probably nothing will happen? did Leipzig lose because of Julian's incredibly tight trousers? Does Ever Banega belong on the street? Are you still reading this description?
Tonight Philippe, you will be Andre Schurle
Barcelona are shit, Pep over thinks, Sterling misses, and we've got about 30 mins on each of those things.
The Pool Boy is dead, long live the Lyons
We say goodbye to Joao and his pool skimmer, arrivederci to the boys from Bergamo, and hello to ... well nothing good.
Will Lionel be able to give Barca a semi or will Jerome get his revenge?
Join us for all that and an incredible insight into the mind of Phil Foden.
Hello, my name's Joao Felix
We contemplate the attractiveness of Andrea Pirlo, Mr Felix, and Mauricio Sarri. Doesn't turn out well for old ladies that.
And also, we wave goodbye to Ronaldo, and worry about Thomas Muller's age.
Like all good cockroaches, we're back. And this time it's Champion's Legal! We've got Paul Scholes and his albino lockdown parties, El Cholo and his balls, and other serious stuff.