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41. Playing Potions with Caroline Calloway
Wherein the “scammer you love” stops by the pod with her designer cat to drop the skincare routine for the very first time in internet history.
Buckle tf up for what has to be the most chaotic and messy bantercast recording in the show’s 41-episode history with the whole pod just feeling like a gd Safdie-bros movie.
The fellas unintentionally end up the drunkest they’ve ever been on their own show while Caroline glows them up with her beauty grails and luxury lilac fragrances, all while letting the boys in on what it’s like to be CC.
Straight up, you do NOT want to miss out on hearing about the following:
- Cat Marnell’s beauty secrets
- Ultra-luxe skincare or bust
- The ethics of subscribing to your gf’s friend’s OnlyFans
- Dating as Caroline Calloway
- The Gossip Girl reboot
40. Watchpilled with Brynn Wallner
The fellas welcome strategist, writer and DIMEPIECE founder Brynn Wallner to the pod to discuss how’s she’s paving the way for the next generation of wristflexers. Hear the boys fumble their way through pronunciations of luxury watches with Brynn while chatting about:
Cetaphil looking like c*m
Brynn tricking her bf into using SPF
Julie Schott’s latest venture, PLUS
John Mayer’s G-SHOCK
Bfs who don’t know who EmRata is
Passions not tied to the internet
Lugs and Jugs
Bieber’s XL Santos
Bella Hadid power-tolling Panthère
Christian Walker performance art
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39. Boys Chat featuring Elliott Foos
Heart Big, Heady Empty radio is officially BACK after a brief hiatus, due to some much needed co-healing. On this ep, we’re playing catch up with friend of the pod, New York IT boy, and cultural dispatcher Elliott Foos.
In this recording that took place mere hours before Chet Hank’s #WhiteBoySummer declaration, the fellas discuss Evan’s skin cancer surgery, Emilio’s post-COVID glow, and Elliott test-drives the Muri Lelu Mauvaise Herbe Indica Oil live on the pod.
The fellas predict hot boy summer moves, chat about therapy; creating spaces to hang, a redditor’s experience applying tret to his “groin,” and how to cure our extremely online brains.
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38. Hemo Rage (Patreon Preview)
The fellas return to Greenpoint for a rare in-the-park recording that imagines what a skincare editorial arm would look like for Men’s Journal and BodyBuilding.com. They then engage their empty domes to comment on bEaUty, as it is referenced in Naomi Fry’s “Grubby Glamour,” a piece that squares the how-to-make-sense-of-Juergen-Teller circle, and Blackbird Spyplane's "Ugly Genius" matrix, which was brought to our attention by number-one mentioned friend of the pod, Cara. The boys also talk Jason Sudeikis at the Golden Globes and give reviews for O’Keefe’s Working Hands, Dr. Loretta’s essentials set, and the Supernal Cosmic Glow Oil.
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37. Looking Forward with Dr. Loretta
The fellas welcome legendary board-certified dermatologist Dr. Loretta Ciraldo, the skincare icon behind the award-winning Dr. Loretta line, to school them on her skincare philosophy and the forty years of clinical experience and investigations that went into creating her acclaimed products. The episode clarifies some of the most confusing topics in skincare — blue light, UV rays, acids, retinoids, and controversial ingredients — while celebrating the joys of aging.
35. Beauty Is Pain [Patreon Preview]
The boys dip their toes into the world of body modification and the lengths some high-profile celebrity men will go to achieve beautification. On this ep, the fellas analyze Tom Brady’s facial transformation over the years, unpack their apathy toward The Weeknd’s musical career and plastic surgery bit, and fawn over Uzi’s new $24 million forehead-embedded diamond. They also get Into SNL’s recent Men’s Cosmetics skit, JoJo Siwa’s new kids three-in-one, and Carmex lib balm addiction.
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