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Commander Joe and Ensign Geekovich share a moment at The Crow's Nest (the bar aboard the USS Falcon Crest) that they might soon regret.

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In the early days of Saber Guild, around 2010-12, what eventually became known as Saber Guild Temple Prime (local and founding chapter in southern California) used to have a pre-show before their regular performances, a STAR WARS version of the Abbot and Costello classic comedy routine "Who's On First." It's purpose was to get the audience laughing and settled in for the choreographed lightsaber performance that awaited them later on. That pre-show STAR WARS comedy routine was called "Who's on Tatooine."

I do not know of any surviving quality audio recordings of "Who's on Tatooine." However, Stephen (SG-008) and I (SG-016) recorded our own version of that routine at around that same time period, using the same script. The first half of this podcast is that recording, now a decade and a half old.

I decided to publish that routine again here, as it is hilarious and nostalgic for those of us that were a part of those good old days in the STAR WARS fan community. Following "Who's on Tatooine" is a replay of "Who's the First Ensign," which as you might guess is our STAR TREK version of that skit. We hope you enjoy it!

- Commander Joe

"The Career" part 3

Ensign Geekovich is forced to finally choose a new career path. Maybe.

In part 2 of the three-part story arc "The Career," Ensign Geekovitch is convinced more than ever that he is about to "fly the ship." Instead, he ends up in the Science Lab. But, for how long?

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An End and A Beginning: A STAR TREK fan audio presentation

The Battle of Wolf 359 was a tragic disaster for Starfleet. But it was also a turning point in relations with another enemy, spearheaded by a legendary ambassador.

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An aging veteran of the Clone Wars finds himself on the run, suddenly a fugitive for simply being the person he is. An impulsive decision meant to put an end to his predicament instead leads him on a path toward a new conflict, one he didn’t want but somehow needed.

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