Hello fellow traveler, we hope you are doing well. This is the How Stuff Works Probably Podcast. This Podcast is 38% dedicated to how we believe things work, 14% awkward radio silence, 53% burritos, and 100% to the loving lord of light Cthulu. Thank you for taking the time to check us out!
Plate Lunches During Spooky Season
Traveler and Mat, one of you are ungrateful the other is Mat. Like what the fuck y’all here we are occasionally busting our asses smoking hookah talking only the realest facts for you and just the fuck dude. This one is about food, Plate lunches exactly. Not only the nectar of the gods but during spooky season.
Oooof Sorry for this one Traveler, listen we were going to do one on the Chupacabra and well this is what came out. We have been busy and living life and knew we had an absolute duty to serve the community of listeners that we have and publish this episode. We fought, we came, we well we sat there. Enjoy today’s shit show that is the Chupacabra.
What The Fuck Do Angels Eat
So we go back to talking about our Favorite Angel, Satan. Who else would we be talking about Traveler? We know we talked about why he is a vegan in previous episode and this one is a quasi follow up to that as we expand this to what do all angels eat? You may or may not be surprised on what the answer is depending on your level of mystical enlightenment.
Oh boy Traveler you are in a treat with this one. In an effort to ever more perfect this ongoing comedy project we are messing with the format behind the scene a bit, hope it works well. What happened in this cluster fuck was we were just discussing before life and pressing concerns decided to hit the record button and about 12 minutes into the episode finally got to the topic, RPG’s yes that’s right the natural force that had some much potential Rocket Pygmy Gorillas. Be warned this episode starts out sticky.
Pants Friend Or Foe?
So I need to know Traveler, do you wear pants. If so why the fuck are you wearing pants. Maybe we should just let loose and feel the breeze between the knees? This episode was inspired by one of our original and most loyal supporters of the podcast, may she find the most comfortable and cozy pants on this earth. Please Tweet at Iwriteok to help get Nathaniel on the Behind the Bastards Podcast!
Getting Probed At Area 51
Traveler, we got new intro, we got a new ending, we got new sponsors all just to attempt to please you and get in you good graces, because in the end we love you. You know what you do when your in love? Butt stuff, not just butt stuff, but freak alien butt stuff. That’s right, today we are talking about the planned invasion of Groom Lake, area 51 baby. Its going to get freakkkkay.