LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City

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Last Podcast Network presents LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City LPN's Deep Dives makes its much-anticipated return with a brand-new series! Join Natalie Jean (Some Place Under Neith) and Jackie Zebrowski (Page 7) as they titillate your earholes with their comprehensive "deep dive" style breakdowns of the popular adult science fiction novel series by Sarah J. Maas - Crescent City. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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  1. 22 Jul • Subscriber Early Access

    LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 9: Tradwyrms and People-tinis

    Dost thou eyes decieve ye?! Are we experiencing DOUBLE VISION in the tunnels?? Nope, just a couple of full grown women givin wyrm over here and you GOTTA get over to youtube.com/@lpnromantasy if you wanna see some WYRMS DOWN BY THE RIVER. And in chs. 14 and 15, they are swimmin like Free Willy over here but there ain't nothin free bout leavin in these tunnels. COST'S HIGH. That's why these wyrms gotta get out there on the streets showin a lil slime just to make the tunnels go squish. You don't understand what we wyrms out here have to deal with. We was just eatin some scab crumbs and then WHAM *we* gotta die? Ugh, it's hard down here for a wyrm. Especially when these long eared busty galz keep trying to interupt our sweet eternal peace with their 8DD chess! Oh yeah, and the torture party is still gettin it and there's no sweetness on the brain bridge RUHN'S OUR EMO SAD BOI NOW SORRY AZRIEL YOUR SPOT GOT TAKEN. Please read up until Chapter 18 for next week! These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

  2. 14 Jul

    LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 8: Bones for Brains

    Ohhhhh I wonder who could have BARK BONES FOR BRAINS??? No way that it's Ithan!?!? No, you were right it's definitely Ithan. In ch. 13 we find ourselves right alongside Ole Woof-ful and he is spewing some nonsense at the Viper Queen bout savin his fin boy. ITHAN the Viper Queen is too hawt to have to deal with you! Or does she use that snake seductive power to convince him to fight for Tharion's freedom with his big wolf body? Our perspectives get ripped away and we are thrown into the brain space of poor Lidia. Thank the lawd Pollux is a horrible enough of a male that Lidia can blame her CYCLE to get out of an Asteri party. She has SUPER SECRET SPY stuff to do! Get outta here you DUMPSTER ANGEL. Please read up until Chapter 16 for next week! These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

  3. 7 Jul

    LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 7: Tunnel Talk Learning Walk

    Get them buns (and swords) of steel ready- it's a TUNNEL TALK LEARNING WALK!!! Much better than an Aaron Sorkin walk-n-talk IN MY PERSONAL OPINION but mostly because this one has NESTA'S SILVER FLAAAME ::guitar riff::. Woah-- who knew I'd be comin after the Sorkinator in this caption?? Anywayyyy, in this episode we go through ch. 12 and it seems that we got some worm lore and cave drawings to keep us going! We also realize in this episode that Chris Pratt is obviously an IRL Asteri and Nat-n-Jack would go to the GRAVE defending that position. Ugh, Nesta's tatt questions for Bryce get sad fast but HEY, THAT'S JUS' TUNNEL LIFE!   Please read up until Chapter 14 for next week! These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

  4. 30 Jun

    LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 6: From Wet to Dry

    WE NEVER WANT THE WET TO TURN TO DRY unless it has nothing to do with a downstairs goosh and everything to do with being physically wet. In that case- PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME IN THE HELL THAT IS REMAINING PHYSICALLY WET.  In ch 10, we head over to the Viper Queen's lair but she ain't the only snake up in this piece. Does someone hear the SLITHERY SHREW alarm being sounded?! Or does the rest of the scooby gang find out that this big scary mean is actually a HERO DRAPED IN SNAKERY?! The Hind aka Agent Daybright shows up and she needs our help! It's the only way our torture boiz are going to survive! In ch 11, we climb back down into the tunnels to join Nesta and Bryce to look at some ~~interesting~~ wall carvings (man, humans have been enslaved by the Fae for likeeeeee a while!) Bryce's star power tells em they gotta get all wet but nobody told us how dry we will be by the end of this chapter when we make it back to our Tea Time for Torture. Awwww the boys have each other.....but do they have any HOPE to help them survive?   Please read up until Chapter 13 for next week!   These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas.   Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.     Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

  5. 23 Jun

    LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 5: Large Format Torture

    Oh this book ain't givin no normal grocery store's amount of torture. This is MEMBERSHIP CLUB AMOUNTS OF TORTURE. Big torture time. And that's not gonna let up any time soon but don't worry we aren't dwellin on all that TOO hard. In ch. 8, we have to deal with the riddles bein dropped by Apollion and Aidas to Hunt via torture-tired-dream but these two Princes of Hel are not droppin the truth bombs very easily. THEN WHY DID THEY COME TO THE TORTURE BRAIN PARTY?! Ugh, then we move over to all of our book friends trying desperately to figure out how to get Tharion outta his suck bond with the hot scary Viper Queen (you shoulda THOUGHT ABOUT THAT THARION.) In chapter 9, we rip back through the dimensions to join up with our Tunnel Galz and there are some dusty booby traps down there but I bet we can brush the dust right offa those boobies and they'll be good as new! WILL SOMEONE TELL ANY OF THEM WHERE BRYCE IS? Kinda hard to do if the entire planet don't know where she is........   Please read up until Chapter 12 for next week!   These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas.   Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

  6. 16 Jun

    LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 4: Double Breasta Nesta

    AND THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE AGAIN. Yes, Natalie and I accidentally dressed as the same character again but it's because we are gearin up for a BITCH V. BITCH TUNNEL SITCH and four warrior breasts are better than one. What? Ya see, Bryce is in Prythian and now she has a new Prythian Protector down in the tunnel whether she wants it or not. Nesta Number 1 and Number 2 navigate chapters 6 and 7 and there's almost too much woman to fit inside of this lizard tunnel. The Hind is still tryna squeeze every last bubble drop out of our Sprite Queen but we do get to meet the Grand Hag of the Imperial Coven and she is NOT as cool as she sounds! Ughhghghghghgh, how do we feel about the Hind/Lydia??? I WANT TO LOVE HER I LOVE HER DECEPTION BUT WILL SHE BREAK US FOREVER? Also back in Tunnel Time, people get ready there's a worm a-comin. you don't need no baggage you just get on board (or get outta the way!)   Please read up until Chapter 10 for next week!   These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas.   Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

  7. 9 Jun

    LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 3: Silva Sobek Sisters

    Ima do things MY WAY it's my way or the FAE WAYYYYY. Did Limp Bizkit just enter the episode description? Yes but don't worry he's not trapped in this tunnel with the Silva Sobek Sisters because they are here to scalily annoy you with their very over cushioned faces! Natalie and Jackie are biting right into chapters 4 and 5 in this ep and boy does SJM not start us off easy! It's a torture party of three for our boys in the torture dome and one would rather LIVE THE TORTURE REALITY than be faced with a recent ex! On orders from Rigelus, the Hind is trying to use and abuse the Sprite Queen as a torture device and THIS KWEEN AIN'T HAVIN NONE OF THAT. The POV is jukin' from one place to another- there's a lotta plot in this thar hills. Please read up until Chapter 8 for next week! These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

  8. 2 Jun

    LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 2: Suppin' on Sissy

    UGH NATALIE REFUSES TO SUP ON MY SIZZURP. This episode covers chapters 2 and 3-- heartbreak comes in ALL forms in the world of SJM and sometimes that heartbreak is from a relative who refuses to get addicted to your body's heroin sizzurp. I JUST WANNA SEE IF SHE *CAN* GET ADDICTED TO ME is that such a crazy thing to ask? What's a crazier thing to ask is for your fighting slave dragon to GIVE EM A SEXY MOIDA SHOW but the Viper Queen does not mind asking those questions!!! Starting off this book with PLENTY of dissent-- Tharion's upset by his new addiction mommy, Bryce has no idea where she has ended up and doesn't know if these hawtttt Fae are fae friends or fae foes (fums?), our frat boys are at the Meat Market trying to figure out WHAT THE HEL HAPPENED TO EVERYBODY, alphas be alpha-in and the wolves be howlinnnnnnnn. Bryce is all full uppa smol bean and now her POWERS SHOOTIN OUT DA HORN oh gosh how the H-E-Single-L will Bryce ever make it back to Midgard?!?!?! Guess we gotta keep readinnnnnnnnn!  Please read up until Chapter 6 for next week!   These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas.   Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Last Podcast Network presents LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City LPN's Deep Dives makes its much-anticipated return with a brand-new series! Join Natalie Jean (Some Place Under Neith) and Jackie Zebrowski (Page 7) as they titillate your earholes with their comprehensive "deep dive" style breakdowns of the popular adult science fiction novel series by Sarah J. Maas - Crescent City. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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    SiriusXM Podcasts
  • Creator
    The Last Podcast Network
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    133
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