What happens when two of the biggest names in underground podcasting join forces to make their own show? You get Opinion Havers baby! Join Cody, famous for his love of all things indie and his vast knowledge of movies you've never heard of, and Tyler, famous for being the only guy to have bought the Transformers 4 Steelbook blu-ray, as they review todays biggest movies. Or, you know, whatever they watched on Netflix last night.
Catch Me If You Can
We're changing the podcast, now it is all about the teeth, celebrity teeth to be specific. What shape are the teeth? Why do they look so different? Are their braces real? We know that these are the questions you, the listener, want to ask and we have the answers.
Such sweet relief after 12 years of waiting I can cross this off of my watchlist. Have you ever just waited for 12 years to do something? It takes a toll. Now I can move on to the next phase of my life on my corgi farm. That's right I'm leaving this podcast behind and going to live in the English countryside just me, my wife, and as many Corgi as can legally live on one piece of land.
I'm not going to put the whole title that's way too much work. I don't get paid by the word. I'm not Charles Dickens. Charles Dickens was paid by the word. That's why his books have fun rants describing cobwebs and other things that don't matter at all. He wrote A Christmas Carol all by his own volition, so it's short and actually good and his best work. So anyway, I'll include the full title if someone pays me to do it Venmo:@Cody-Allen-19.
The Brothers Grimm
This movie broke my heart. How could Terry Gilliam have fallen so far and why on earth did Matt Damon and Health Ledger switch characters? We will likely never get the answers we deserve so the least you can do is never watch this movie and save yourself the heartache.
No man is smoother than Pharell. The voice, the hats, the pores. What is his skincare routine like? I can only imagine he bathes in baby tears once a month when there's a full moon. What I wouldn't give to have my tears touch the bosom of our smoothest music aficionado.
Jingle All the Way
Please help settle a debate, is this a Christmas Classic or just a terrible Christmas movie a lot of people watched in theatres? I think it's the latter, but Tyler is wrong and a monster and he must be stopped. Please, someone, anyone help me stop him. His reign of terror must end.