Wait, You Haven't Seen That?‪!‬ Wait, You Haven't Seen That?!

Join the team for our FINAL EPISODE of Wait, You Haven’t Seen That?! The podcast. In this final installment, the gals jump back into our discussion of the 1997 not-really-a-classic classic, Beautician and the Beast with incomparable Fran Drescher. Brie still lovin’ on the 90s and the surprisingly diverse time it was and also appreciates Joy making the conversation for change productive. Sista likes that Fran adapts so well and compares Fran to Leslie Knope in her advocacy skills. Megan is obsessed with the massage scene and is impressed by Fran’s teaching pedagogy. Alternative episode titles include: 1) We’re In a Rom-Com Y’all, 2) Worried About Assassins, 3) Horn Ball Carl, 4) Come Be Better, 5) What Would Fran Do, 6) Umbilical Cord Purse, 7) Big Fran Energy, 8) Casually Unionizing, 9) Feelings Corner, 10) Teagy Bouffants

The squad rides for a final time on Brie’s last pic of the pod, ‘97 classic Beautician and the Beast! Strap on your bouffants and shimmy into your high waisted colorful pants. Brie declares that this film proves that no one can hate Fran but she also hates the kitten heels. Sista loves that Fran calls out bullshit while inviting change and she believes that Joy dreams in cartoons. Megan isn’t mad about loving this film even though she can put off some serious Grinch vibes. Alternative episode titles include: 1) Millennial Girl Acclaim, 2) Fran Melts Hearts, 3) No Dictator Staches, 4) Fran is a Force, 5) True Joy Meeller, 6) Fran the Millennial Savior, 7) Wigs on Fire, 8) Repressed Puff

It's the FINAL STAR WARS EP, Y'ALL!! Join the team for Part 2 of their discussion of Rise of Skywalker with local Star Wars expert guest, Sarah Valentino. Brie has an amazing deep cut reference recalling that General Pride was in Spice World, and she still deeply loathes Luke (surprise, surprise). Sarah explains the thought process of Force Ghosts and hates that they gave Poe a background as a Spice Runner (he already had a backstory from the comics!). Sista feels should have stayed dead and comes through with the Buffy references. Megan doesn't like how Leia was written after Carrie Fisher passed away and is processing all of this through the writing of her fanfiction. Alternative titles include: 1) Woo-Woo Force Ghosts, 2) Armi-TAGE Tucks, 3) General Pride Parade, 4) Shootin' Wads Off, 5) JJ Can't Close, 6) Good Guys=No Consequences, 7) Tinfoil Hat Territory, 8) Holograms Can Touch, 9) Old Luke is Better, 10) Glitter Sabers, 11) No Magic? Who Cares?

The final Star Wars episodes are HERE! Check it out as the squad and resident Star Wars expert, Sarah Valentino, discuss The Rise of Skywalker and boy do we have LOTS of feelings about it. Brie really wanted Stormpilot to happen and doesn’t understand who the hell would sleep with Palpatine. Sarah thinks TROS ruined Poe by adding the Zori history so he could be perceived more hetero and really wanted Rey to be ok with who she is. Sista notes that it is the first time her and Zach did not go see a Star Wars recent release when they were together for Christmas because Zach hated it and really didn’t like the backslide in character growth. And Megan defends Reylo, surprise, surprise and needs to bring Ben back to life in her fanfiction. Alternative episode titles include: 1) Layer of Salt, 2) Parafin Wax Needed, 3) Poe=DTF at all Times, 4) Shirt Off Force Ghost, 5) Fan Vindication Lyfe, 6) Tiny Seizures, 7) Reads Like a First Draft, 8) Palpatine Flakes, 9) Rose Done Dirty, 10) Too Many Legs, 11) Can’t Win Against a White Dude, 12) Palpatine=Trump, 13) Ben Solo=Disney Princess

Welcome back for Part 2 of Space Vegas, we mean, The Last Jedi! Joining the squad this week is beloved guest and brother to Sista, Zach Luna, co-host of the SpiderMan Minute Podcast! Zach explains how Rian does elegant storytelling and also calls our boy Finn out to not be complicit with fascism. Brie really wants to make SURE there is no incest on the horizon in TROS and absolutely adores Benico del Toro as DJ. Sista discusses connecting contrasting concepts and helps us understand what happens when you DON’T choose a side. Megan likes the gray area and the balance Rian is trying to bring to the Force and is loving all the badass lady storylines. Alternative episode titles include: 1) All the Daddy Issues, 2) We Need Mind Consent, 3) The Buffy Morality Line, 4) Don’t Meet Your Heroes, 5) Our Lord & Savior, Rey, 6) Save All the Fuck Boys, 7) Holdo: The Hero We Need, 8) Gryffindors Wear Spandex, 9) Space Vegas, 10) Yin-Yang 2020

It’s time to let the past die with those Star Wars prequels and celebrate the new squad in The Last Jedi! Joining Megan, Brie, and Sista on this excellent adventure is Zach Luna! Sista’s brother and co-host of the amazing Spider-Man Minute Podcast. Welcome Zach in all his Star Wars cinema buff glory as he nerds out over the metatextualness of the stories in Star Wars. Brie is still luke warm on Luke and can’t stomach Rey’s horrendous capris. Sista focuses in on the Scooby Gang splitting up and all the subverted hero tropes. And Megan brings up the Yin & Yang symbolism and how important it is to teach social and emotional skills to the babies. Alternative episode titles include: 1) Luke Skyfucker Warm, 2) Darn Tootin’, 3) Ewok Christmas Story, 4) Vaginal Imagery, 5) Chrome Dildo Ships, 6) White Men Standards, 7) The Force of Failure, 8) Turn Up the Horny Knob, 9) Strangest Pen Pals, 10) Rebel Decoder Rings, 11) Star Wars, Failure, and Mortality, 12) This Ain’t No Disneyland Parade, 13) Unreliable Mentors Everywhere