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 We're back! Based on 4 years of responses from a small sample audience, we have decided to reboot the long lost "We're Not Famous" podcast! We pick up 4 years after we left off like the Incredible Hulk did the infinity snap. Where did we go? What did we do? The short answer is, nothing. The long answer is also nothing. We tackle some tough topics in this one. Is everything a psyop? Why fudge rounds? What is a tater hog?

On this weeks episode, we discuss the magic behind the energy drink that is BANG, Dexter recounts his greatest accomplishments as a human being, and we find out how disgusting we can truly be. Is it ok to compliment someone on the way they look anymore? Who fucking cares? Nice chest brah. Wanna hit this wax brah?

Episode four is here. Kevin shaved his head. Why do people go see Dave Matthews Band? We establish the definition of a podcast as not to upset certain listeners. Somehow, wrestling makes its way into the conversation. Kell has stage fright. Why? Is it fixable? Do you even want to know? Then stop what you're doing, start the podcast, continue what you are doing while listening. It's fucking easy dipshit.

Hey! It's time for episode 3! Remember that kid you were supposed to pick up? Neither do we! Today, Tom Zombie stops by the show. Cookie monster eats a cookie. What would Kevin rather be doing? What will the future of gaming for your pet will be like. What are you waiting for? Stop doing what you are doing and waste an hour with us. You have 24 of them a day. Don't be a dick. 

Finally! A podcast with a second episode! We discuss what our name should be. We talk wrestling. We the hardships of being a child and the future of punishment. We spitball a few sleazy commercial pitches. We cap it all of with solving some of the world's biggest problems. Join us for episode 2 but please, don't talk to me until my dog has his coffee.

Episode one of our podcast before it had a name. Kevin talks corn rows. Dexter is getting back into video games. Kell does his best celebrity impressions. He's really really good!