40 min

19. Vampire Watermelons, with a Side of Garlic Bread Darwin's Deviations

    • Comedy

Death, Decay, Murder, Blood, Vampires...and other keywords which will make this episode more visible to the edgelords of the internet! Today we appease the Cosmic Joker and bring you a morbidly absurd April Fools experience! Yes, watermelons can be vampires too, and no, we are not pranking you. No siree. It's a real thing, just look at the sources below. I'm not making this stuff up. No really...it is a genuine traditional belief...as is killing the elderly with bread! No wait! I can explain! Damn, just listen to the episode... unless you're vegan! Or an old person. Or Serbian. Or a representative of the vampire pumpkin majority! Or... sane, in any sort of way :P

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Huge THANK YOU!!! to Autopsy. Podcast for falling victim to our April Fools pranks!..and relieving us of the dreadful curse!

Check out their podcast, creatively named Autopsy. HERE

Check out their website as well at www.autopsypod.com (yes, they are semi-professional)

Also, if you can't get enough of their logo and wish to help pay off my bill to this incredible indie podcast, check out their SWAG HERE

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Send us suggestions and comments to darwinsdeviations@gmail.com

Intro sampled from "Sequence (Mystery and Terror) 3" by Francisco Sánchez (@fanchisanchez) at pixabay.com

Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com

(Episode image is heavily edited, the image owner reserves all rights to their image, and is not affiliated with our podcast)

SOURCES:

Wikipedia: Vampire pumpkins and watermelons

Talk Page for above article

Wikipedia: Petar Blagojević

Wikipedia: Lapot

Wikipedia: Sin-eater

The vampire ground fruit of the Balkans

Will a watermelon left out at night turn into a vampire?

Vampire tourism: Kisiljevo in Serbia is where vampire Petar Blagojevich ‘lived’

Reddit: Is the Serbian tradition of “Lapot” myth or reality?

Sinful suppers: Sin-eating in England and Wales

The Worst Freelance Gig in History Was Being the Village Sin Eater

Bojan Jovanović (1997), Ritual of Killing Elders as a Scientific Myth

Wilson, Damon (2004). The World's Greatest Unsolved Mysteries. New York: Barnes and Noble Books

Death, Decay, Murder, Blood, Vampires...and other keywords which will make this episode more visible to the edgelords of the internet! Today we appease the Cosmic Joker and bring you a morbidly absurd April Fools experience! Yes, watermelons can be vampires too, and no, we are not pranking you. No siree. It's a real thing, just look at the sources below. I'm not making this stuff up. No really...it is a genuine traditional belief...as is killing the elderly with bread! No wait! I can explain! Damn, just listen to the episode... unless you're vegan! Or an old person. Or Serbian. Or a representative of the vampire pumpkin majority! Or... sane, in any sort of way :P

======================

Huge THANK YOU!!! to Autopsy. Podcast for falling victim to our April Fools pranks!..and relieving us of the dreadful curse!

Check out their podcast, creatively named Autopsy. HERE

Check out their website as well at www.autopsypod.com (yes, they are semi-professional)

Also, if you can't get enough of their logo and wish to help pay off my bill to this incredible indie podcast, check out their SWAG HERE

======================

Send us suggestions and comments to darwinsdeviations@gmail.com

Intro sampled from "Sequence (Mystery and Terror) 3" by Francisco Sánchez (@fanchisanchez) at pixabay.com

Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com

(Episode image is heavily edited, the image owner reserves all rights to their image, and is not affiliated with our podcast)

SOURCES:

Wikipedia: Vampire pumpkins and watermelons

Talk Page for above article

Wikipedia: Petar Blagojević

Wikipedia: Lapot

Wikipedia: Sin-eater

The vampire ground fruit of the Balkans

Will a watermelon left out at night turn into a vampire?

Vampire tourism: Kisiljevo in Serbia is where vampire Petar Blagojevich ‘lived’

Reddit: Is the Serbian tradition of “Lapot” myth or reality?

Sinful suppers: Sin-eating in England and Wales

The Worst Freelance Gig in History Was Being the Village Sin Eater

Bojan Jovanović (1997), Ritual of Killing Elders as a Scientific Myth

Wilson, Damon (2004). The World's Greatest Unsolved Mysteries. New York: Barnes and Noble Books

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