Backwater Bastards: An Actual Play Podcast Realm
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A team of artists telling THE GREATEST BEST FRIEND STORY that the galaxy has ever seen!
While everybody else is out saving the world, we’re just trying to find the next best place to eat.
Join us on our haphazard adventure.
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She the queen and we the sorry people
Bortis and Margo have infiltrated the Biolife stronghold, leaving Cleo and Fron in the jungle behind them. Struggling to find a way after them, Cleo and Fron turn to old tactics. It wasn’t that long ago that a party split punished the Bastards- what tidings will it bring today?
Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell
Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matthews
Episode art by Bodieh
Ambiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël Ghelfi
Synth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by Realm
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Send inquiries and fanart to backwaterbastards@gmail.com
Support the show and gain access to extra content by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards
If you love what you hear, share us with a friend! Find everything else on our website at www.backwaterbastards.com
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PUMP BOIS
M8, Ze and Boris have found their way to Garcia station, and with the help from an old friend Thespa they now know how to get to the synth side to find their lost Angel. But to do that they will need to rely on Brawn, not brains.
Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell
Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matthews
Episode art by Daniel Matthews
Ambiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël Ghelfi
Synth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by Realm
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Send inquiries and fanart to backwaterbastards@gmail.com
Support the show and gain access to extra content by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards
If you love what you hear, share us with a friend! Find everything else on our website at www.backwaterbastards.com
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Thrifting
M8, Ze and Boris arrive on Garcia station. But the station, its changed, and the gang are looking for a lost angel . So in order to do that they are first gonna have to find the local warlord. Thespa.
Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell
Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matthews
Episode art by Bodieh
Ambiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël Ghelfi
Synth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by Realm
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Send inquiries and fanart to backwaterbastards@gmail.com
Support the show and gain access to extra content by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards
If you love what you hear, share us with a friend! Find everything else on our website at www.backwaterbastards.com
Join our Discord!
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Rig, Its a quiet place
It’s leap year on Earth, and that means one thing- Tay and Dan are putting on TURTLENECKS. Trevor and R.E.E.S.E. continue their hunt for Dr. Ze and Boris, when they hit a spot of engine trouble. Find out what becomes of them as Tay and Dan co-DM the DM for the first time ever in a special one time glimpse into Trevor’s Travels! He’s on a journey, and at this rate- it might take a whole ‘nother leap year to get back home… (Especially if these two spaceheads are sharing the wheel.)
Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell
Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matthews
Episode art by Daniel Matthews
Ambiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël Ghelfi
Synth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by Realm
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Send inquiries and fanart to backwaterbastards@gmail.com
Support the show and gain access to extra content by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards
If you love what you hear, share us with a friend! Find everything else on our website at www.backwaterbastards.com
Join our Discord!
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All systems Margo
Margo and Cleo head out to thwart the galactic company Biolife once more, but halfway there they are con-fronn-ted with stowaways. Now the crew must navigate a jungle planet to discover if Margo's worst fears are true.
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Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell
Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matthews
Episode art by Daniel Matthews
Ambiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël Ghelfi
Synth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by Realm
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Send inquiries and fanart to backwaterbastards@gmail.com
Support the show and gain access to extra content by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards
If you love what you hear, share us with a friend! Find everything else on our website at www.backwaterbastards.com
Join our Discord!
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Patching things up
Cleo is back on Diaus, Old friends Bortus and Fronn are waiting for the return of their great leader, But how will they take her new look? and is CapTown ready for Cleo's return?
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Starring:
DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell
Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon
Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matthews
Episode art by Daniel Matthews
Ambiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël Ghelfi
Synth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
Episode Edit / Sound design by Daniel Matthews
Distributed by Realm
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Send inquiries and fanart to backwaterbastards@gmail.com
Support the show and gain access to extra content by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards
If you love what you hear, share us with a friend! Find everything else on our website at www.backwaterbastards.com
Join our Discord!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Customer Reviews
Ignores Fiction
The sound is very nice and doesn’t disrupt the voices to much. Having only 2 players is also very nice in my book.
But the show ignores fiction. Or rather, the player characters are immune to it. Which makes the show boring for me.
For example, an explosion goes off, does some damage and that is it. The character, except for the damage, was completly fine.
The NPC’s though, threated it as it could actually tear limbs off or do all other sorts of nasty things to them.