Count the Dings (Official‪)‬ Count The Dings

Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie, Mayes & Colin
Mother's Day is this Sunday, is your mom tough to shop for?
Dating App Bio Clichés and the future of dating is AI Concierges
Hacks is back! We love this show.
What instrument would you learn how to play Matrix Style?
Who was watching porn during Luka's press conference?
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What are you favorite apps to use? Reality House of Villains show breakdown.
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are recruited by the CIA to pose as their twin brother's alias in order to secure a suitcase nuke before it falls into the possession of a multi-national terrorist organization.

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Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home!
We contrast the Kendrick v Drake Rap Beef with the Tom Brady GOAT roast, but are too chicken to bring home the bacon.
Anthony Edwards came out the gate throwing haymakers against the defending champs in Game 1. Will the Wolves keep it up and take the series?
Was the 'What a Pro Wants' commercial intended to be terrible? Do the Pacers and Cavaliers deserve more respect in the second round?
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Michael Wilbon called out LeBron for his lack of accountability in the blaming of Darvin Ham for the Lakers foibles, and Mat Ishbia's offseason quotes reek of delusion.
Produced by Anthony Mayes
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Maybe you’ve seen the Arrested Development episode in which Tobias tells Lindsay that people who entertain open relationships are delusional to believe that the arrangement could work …. “But it might work for us.” This is the theory of mind of any Top Chef contestant who believes that even though seven cheftestants have been eliminated after preparing risotto, somehow he’ll be the one who will impress the judges and be named the winner of the challenge. 
Enter this week’s delusional chef … Exit this week’s delusional chef. 
Tom and Kevin break down how Amanda is building momentum in the kitchen, how Danny is the kind of technical chef who has an inside track to Top Chef, and how ketchup has no place on a hot dog. 
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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie, Mayes & the return of Beep Count
A new variation of Dill or No Dill is introduced: One Must Go from a variety pack.
The Love Segment returns with a double dose of relationship advice.
Two things that we want to come back: tearaway pants and the good parts of bullying.
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Beep Count was a stand in on Observe and Report.
Movie Summaries Trivia from last night's monthly event.
Which pasta shape is the best?
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are back in the mall as security guards with delusions of grandeur and an obsession with firearms determined to stop a perverted flasher from harassing their patrons, no matter what it takes.

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