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Performer of the Year of Our Lord 2022 & sexy sweetheart of eternity, KIRA NOIR sat down with the girlies to talk dick injection nightmares, school uniforms, and embodying rule 34.

OMG! It's our first full length 1 on 1! We cover the basics: exes, sex, family, high school, and of course, p0rn.

Sexy ass Roxie Sinner joins to talk icks, shrimp dicks, booty eating, and the ideal foursome situation.

The ultimate alpha, DREDD HIMSELF (aka Dreddles) came by to talk about eating groceries, confidence, & wiener drugs. WARNING: this episode is pure grade beef-less because Dredd is an angel, but listening DOES come with a 100% guarantee of making you feel nice.

THE Emma Mag came thru to discuss kidnapping, exes, and catholicism, and she even drew us a diagram to teach us some cunnilingus magic tricks. 

welcome to online forever! here's a quick recap of all we learned making this first season. shades: on. confidence: high.