Then You Ruined It Jason Sigler

Steve teaches us about the birds and the bees, specifically which birds are just there for your attention and won't ever really love you back. He also thinks dogs are hippies but assumed birds would behave more kindly. Jason finds out about gelding and thinks he could get into that kind of thing. It's a weird, wild episode.

Jason became a cotton candy man at his son's birthday party and it went as well as could be expected.Also, if you don't want to invite any scrutiny about how well you utilize a particular skill, don't let anyone else do it. And surprisingly, Steve's family owns a cotton candy machine but he doesn't touch it because he doesn't want to upstage his wife. Yeah... right.

Steve is the only wise man whose wisdom could get interrupted by an itchy nose. Also, his age is advancing to the point where he needs to have daily reminders to zip up before boarding the bus. That's ... concerning. Meanwhile, Jason would rather ignore and work around his failures than admit to and correct them. Finally, don't ask others what they think your flaws are because they might find some you hadn't thought of yet!

Steve can't help slapping any butt that's similar to his wife's even when he knows she's not actually around, so look out Chinese women of a certain build, hair, and coat style! Also, if breasts have cup sizes, do bottoms have bowl sizes? Curious and stupid men want to know! Meanwhile, Jason's children emulate his behavior and slap his butt FAR too aggressively for his sensitive tush to handle. Finally, Steve created a fun, shin-achingly great game to play with his daughter and no one thinks it will catch on.

Rush through these home improvement tips to create stress and hardship for everyone in your family!


Hastily unmounting a TV from a wall... not a recommended activity!
Arguing with your wife over whether or not you need a new TV... don't do it!
No studs? No problem! Call your handyman and let him emasculate you in front of your wife!
Horny neighbor? Ask him for tips on mounting your TV! You'll be amazed at the non-helpful inappropriate reply!
Thinking about therapy? Try co-hosting a podcast instead!

Steve wants to go on ice cream adventures, naturally, and Jason prefers the same thing every time, as you'd expect. Jason believes lavender is meant for soap and candles, not ice cream, so stop making fragrances tasty; tastemakers confound Jason like a Mindfreak from Criss Angel. Finally, Steve thinks any idea is a good one until someone dies from it.