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This week the boys discuss how you can be racist but still get your show rebooted decades later because everyone is so desperately craving a sense of nostalgia, or conversely, maybe we’re secretly biased against the under-represented conservatives that finally have a show that is genuine for them?

Who knows, we haven’t made a shower BUT we will one day! Well . . . if we keep talking this spicy, it may have gone out the window just now.

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This week the boys discuss society’s favorite reptilian overlord, Mark Zuckerberg & his mind-control device named Facebook. We’re not trying to be too pessimistic here, but … ahem .. we told you.

Cambridge Analytica, Shmambridge Shmanalytica.

The boys know the facts and all of your personal details through our cookie recording website & RSS feed.

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This week the boys talk about yet another fallen great, Mr. Stephen Hawking. We discuss the lines of ableism while also being overall risque as-per-usual.

Do you want to learn about how physics have changed our world? Well, don't ask us, go buy a book boy.

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The Oscars happened, but who really cares right? This week the boys talk bigger and better things for our future - who would win in a giant laser fight, Trump or Kim Jong Un?

Looking for some news? Looking for some greatness for your earholes, look no further because Jeff & Bayley are here!

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This week the boys talk about stand-up like we've actually done it before. We are a little worried that the market may be oversaturated so we are here to give you another awesome podcast to listen to instead of a Netflix special with a budget.

Are you a Chappelle chap or more of a Louis Lover? If you can't choose either, well why don't you just get the balls to go to an open mic on your own.

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This week the boys discuss all the weird/real issues of our current world. We don't really have the answers but my pa did always tell me the best solution to a problem is a hefty Colt .45.

Practice your lockdown drills and get your Twitter fingers ready, because this one is a doozy.

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