29 episodes

Welcome to Two Nosy Meerkats! Lukas and Gabby are two New York comedians who love learning the odd things that make up a person. From phobias to neuroses, early influences to sexual awakenings, follow the podcast as they basically just get to be nosy with guests and submissions from listeners!

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Welcome to Two Nosy Meerkats! Lukas and Gabby are two New York comedians who love learning the odd things that make up a person. From phobias to neuroses, early influences to sexual awakenings, follow the podcast as they basically just get to be nosy with guests and submissions from listeners!

    Ep. 29: Off The Record w/ Gus Constantellis

    Ep. 29: Off The Record w/ Gus Constantellis

    Comedian and writer extraordinaire Gus Constantellis comes to spill some (occasionally bleeped for NDA purposes) tea with Mom and Papa Meerkat! Gus talks writing on TV reboots, resonating with Greek-Americans on Tik Tok, and why he hates being called “pocket-sized.” The meerkats get inspired by Gus’s stories of being fearless while writing and making content, even as he and Lukas leave Gabby and her low follower count in the dust. Listeners dish on fears of pointy shoes and small fish, and ask for advice on communication and armpit hair.
     
    Follow Gus at @constantlygus 
     
    TikTok: @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom
    Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom
    Twitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hip_soccer_mom

    • 1 hr 30 min
    Ep. 28: Bowser's Goop w/ Nick Cohen

    Ep. 28: Bowser's Goop w/ Nick Cohen

    Your meerkats are joined this week by comedian, writer, and tall person Nick Cohen! Nick has questions about Tik Tok that only Lukas can answer. It’s unclear if Gabby knows what dementia is. Listeners bring an explanation of an infamous poem from last week (finally!), a question on gift-giving, some fun would you rathers, and a brand new term — “vaxhole.” Nick, Gabby, and Lukas reminisce on producing shows in New York before lockdown in self-perception corner. You won’t want to miss this one! 
     
    Follow Nick at @yourtallpal
     
    TikTok: @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom
    Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom
    Twitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hip_soccer_mom
     

    • 1 hr 28 min
    Ep. 27: Wario's Cake w/ Vannessa Jackson

    Ep. 27: Wario's Cake w/ Vannessa Jackson

    The meerkats return with one of their faves, comedian and writer Vannessa Jackson! Together, they discuss the mechanics of sliding into DMs and analyze the psyche of a young internet troll. Vannessa relates to Chrissy Teigen only insofar as agreeing one’s ultimate goal in life should be to get off of Twitter. They also cover the flat earth and mermaid conspiracy theories (aka Aquafarians) and read a truly L A Y E R E D poem from a listener. You are invited to write in with your interpretations, fellow Meerkats. This is a fun one! 
     
    Follow Vannessa on all social media @nnessleigh
     
    TikTok: @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom
    Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom
    Twitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hip_soccer_mom

    • 1 hr 14 min
    Ep. 26: Touch Grass, Eat A** w/ Bailey Grey

    Ep. 26: Touch Grass, Eat A** w/ Bailey Grey

    Your Meerkats talk this week with singer-songwriter, actress, and Tik Tok SEN-SHA-SHON Bailey Grey! Bailey & Gabby recover from their One Direction era. Lukas corrects Gabby’s British pronunciation and once again extols the virtues of a bidet. All three yearn for a … slightly modified version of Dear Evan Hansen. Listeners write in, including possibly Melania Trump, with horse phobias, invasions of privacy, and more. 
    Follow Bailey! @bailey.grey on ig, @thedailybaileyshow on tiktok, and check out her new EP: "The Reason I Smile
     
    TikTok: @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom
    Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom
    Twitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hip_soccer_mom

    • 1 hr 23 min
    Ep. 25: Emma, From Syracuse

    Ep. 25: Emma, From Syracuse

    A solo episode with your meerkats today as Lukas and Gabby discuss the recent interview with Harry and Meghan in conversation with Oprah. Listen to them attempt to use codenames but quickly abandon the effort as they read between the lines of the interview. Lukas recounts his own experiences as someone from a mixed-race family, Gabby relates the immigrant experience to Princess Diana’s, and both of them want to suck the glaze off ‘Miss Donuts’ toes, apparently. Listeners also write in with cruise ship lawsuits and true-crime induced phobias! Check it out :)
     
    TikTok: @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom
    Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom
    Twitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hip_soccer_mom

    • 1 hr 15 min
    Ep. 24: “You Don’t Look Eligible!” w/ Linda Smith

    Ep. 24: “You Don’t Look Eligible!” w/ Linda Smith

    The meerkats interview none other than the woman who taught them both about stand-up comedy: the amazing comic and teacher Linda Smith! Linda talks starting out in Boston, hacking it in the 80s and 90s as a woman in comedy, and the perils/benefits of dating other comics. One listener buries the lede hard with a story about Mormonism and unrequited love, and another brings tales of a friend who seems to only be gay when drunk. 
     
    TikTok: @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom
    Instagram: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hipsoccermom
    Twitter: @twonosymeerkats @lukastarnold @hip_soccer_mom

    • 1 hr 19 min

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