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Florida Priest bites woman at Mass. Floridaman offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral pleasures.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Grandma Groped Goofy at Disney World. Floridaman criminal found ‘folded’ in a dryer. Florida Priest bites woman at Mass after denying her the body of Christ cookie. Floridaman offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral pleasures. //
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Dogs now have their own luxury airline. Queer animal documentary featuring bisexual lions.
Your Dogs Can Now Fly in Luxury With a New Airline Just for Them. Daily Cannabis Use Outpaced Daily Alcohol Use For First Time In U.S. Queer animal documentary featuring bisexual lions accused of pushing a ‘satanic gay agenda’. //
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Crime to wear a mask in public? Ten Commandments in the classroom? Bears don't mind Black Sabbath.
Louisiana could become first state to require Ten Commandments be displayed in classrooms. BLACK SABBATH's Music Is Not Good For Getting A Bear Out Of A Tree. NC Senate approves bill making it a crime to wear a mask in public. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
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Every human testicle contains microplastics, study shows. Swiss court bans the Bimbo for being racist.
Swiss court bans ‘racist’ Mexican food brand ‘Bimbo’. Stop signs replace Oakland traffic lights to deter copper theft. Scientists Confirm Microplastics Now Detected in Evevery Human Testicle. //
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Man has sexual relations with a pink Tesla for three hours. Taiwan parliament member runs away with bill to prevent passing.
Korean man has inappropriate relations with a pink Tesla for three hours. 706 people named Kyle got together in Texas, but wasn’t enough for a world record. Taiwan parliament member runs away with bill to prevent passing. //
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Florida raises stripper age to 21 to fight trafficking? Miami police showcase first Rolls Royce police car.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida teen says she was denied entry to prom for wearing a suit. Gov. DeSantis signs bill raising age to strip in Florida, combats human trafficking. Miami Beach Police rolls out world’s first Rolls-Royce police car. Floridaman named Yoda arrested for burglary. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones