WTF News Jess & Alyssa

In this week's weird news, Jess and Alyssa talk about infamous mayonnaise ice cream, two 70-year-olds fighting in a Costco, and a stolen shark in a baby stroller.

This week we asked our listeners: Would you rather eat a gallon of mayo ice cream or fight a 70-year-old for cheese?

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LINKS:
Yes, Hellman’s has frozen over. Mayonnaise Ice Cream is Here https://goo.gl/jBC1CV

The samples at Costco were free. Two men in their 70s got into a fight over them, SC police say
https://www.thestate.com/news/local/crime/article215857825.html

They stole a shark in a baby stroller and briefly got away with it https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2018/07/31/us/stolen-shark-aquarium-san-antonio.amp.html

Man crashes into house, says he had to poop https://kimatv.com/news/local/man-crashes-into-house-says-he-had-to-poop

In this week's weird news, Jess and Alyssa talk about a man who stole his date's car to go on a another date, a burglar with an underwear mask, and a sore loser who called 911 because of a foul play.

This week we asked our viewers: Would you rather your date steal your car or go on a date and find out they're, *ahem* into horses?

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LINKS:

Man steals date’s car, then uses it for another date https://wreg.com/2018/07/17/man-steals-dates-car-then-uses-it-for-another-date/

Pervert, 31, who broke into a stable to have sex with a horse says the animal gave him consent - because she winked at him http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5964819/Man-claims-horse-gave-consent-sex-WINKING-him.html

A basketball player called a foul — in to 911 https://goo.gl/DTEx5P

Burglar with boxer briefs on head being sought by Texas police https://goo.gl/cE7gGn

In this week's weird news, Jess and Alyssa talk about a professor who asked for dick pics, a pilot who chose his vape over his career and some mischievous beavers who ate Paul Ryan's car.

This week we asked our viewers: Would you rather receive 36,000 dick pics or shove 82g of drugs up your body?

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Links: Professor Wants Pictures of Penises — For science https://nypost.com/2018/06/26/professor-wants-pictures-of-penises-for-science/

Vaping co-pilot caused Air China plane to plummet, officials say https://goo.gl/HQ3Zxg

Police Find 82 Grams Of Drugs In Wisconsin Woman’s Vagina https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/desiree-webster-vagina-smuggler_us_5b43e393e4b0c523e261d67f

A Family Of Woodchucks Ate Paul Ryan's Car https://www.npr.org/2018/07/12/628515994/a-family-of-woodchucks-ate-paul-ryans-car

In this episode, Jess and Alyssa talk about terrifying reptile stories, a bitter divorcee's smelly revenge & a restaurant's popular promotion gone wrong.

We also ask out listeners: would you rather watch a person get eaten by a snake or watch a puppy get eaten by a snapping turtle?

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Links: US teacher 'who fed sick puppy to snapping turtle' charged- https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-us-canada-44344859

How This 23-Foot Python Swallowed a Man Whole-
https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/03/python-snake-swallows-man-whole-indonesia/

All-you-can-eat deal bankrupts Chinese restaurant in 11 days because business 'was TOO GOOD'- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5861491/All-eat-deal-bankrupts-restaurant-11-days.html

Bill Gross got revenge on ex-wife with fart spray: court papers - https://nypost.com/2018/06/17/bill-gross-got-revenge-on-ex-wife-with-fart-spray-court-papers

In our first episode of WTF News, Jess and Alyssa talk about some interesting news making headlines, like a guy and his friends eating his own leg and a human toe thief. Hear what we have to say about all this and several other stories. We have plenty of ridiculous questions and commentary on all the chaos that’s happening in the world around you. Links: This Guy Served His Friends Taco Meat He Made From his Own Amputated Leg- https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/gykmn7/legal-ethical-cannibalism-human-meat-tacos-reddit-wtf Man charged with stealing human toes from dead body exhibition- https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12072908 Small Town Mayor Wins 3 Vote Landslide- https://www.npr.org/2018/06/15/620230335/small-town-mayor-wins-in-3-vote-landslide Bakewell pudding sent to the edge of space goes missing- https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-derbyshire-44536052